Thats how you win games Kloppers

Note to Kloppers, Toon score 6 goals, take note

Bottom of the league toon hammer Norwich 6-2
Toon fans can be heard singing Kloopers is crap we score six, you score none.

 

*tumbleweed rolls across barren desert landscape*

Fade to black.

 

I agree thats what kloppers tactics will be like with Liverpool

 

*the crowd stand on their feet*

*degea hoofs a 70yrd ball to filliani and he heads it into the open net*

*the crowd goes wild with excitement *

 

As UTD beat kloppers Liverpool 8-0 to win the league for the 21st time and send Liverpool down to the championship

 

When all of a sudden Wayne Rooney and John Terry release pictures of fergies Mrs taking it up all kinds of wrong places, which leads to a full ffp investigation regarding payments made to 3rd party's whom filmed it, thus leading to utd being sent down 3 divisions. Which leads to many "supporters" going back to being fans of Fulham.

 

I've gone through 3 **** socks already now.... the bog roll ran out ages ago.

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Silly boy, why you think the missus buys curtains for.

 

In civilised circles, you're only allowed to wipe your dick on the curtains after you've given them a good ****ing first.

 

do they have to be awake? Wouldn't want to be thought of as uncivilised.

 

I think semi comatose at worst. Otherwise it's poor form and not cricket to **** 'em...

 

you **** curtains ? i prefer women

 

Yes, perhaps I should have phrased that differently...

 

Best to see if they move before ****ing 'em. Then again... fck 'em anyway, they might be asleep.

 

What If they haven't moved for a while and then you **** em and they start moving, is this considered bad form or saving a life in civilised circles?

 

Top thread.

 

Hmm..I think it depends how they move. I mean if they start screaming and waving their arms around, it's probably best to withdraw and **** off - quick!...

 

This is one of those threads that will end up in th Mirror again.

 

Us civilised types don't read dreadful, dreary little rags, like the Mirror. So we don't give a **** what they think.

 

That'll be the quote sorted.