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That's a good answer - but it's not the right one!

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    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I saw this in one of the free magazines we get over here.

    They are apparently answers from a student in an exam. I think the answers are all pretty good!


    1 - In which battle did Napoleon die?
    A- His last battle

    2 - Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    A- At the bottom of the page

    3 - The River Ravi flows in which state?
    A- Liquid

    4 - What is the main reason for divorce?
    A- Marriage

    5 - What is the main reason for failure?
    A- Exams

    6 - What can you never eat for breakfast?
    A- Lunch and Dinner

    7 - What looks like half an apple?
    A- The other half

    8 - If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?
    A- Wet

    9 - How can a man go eight days without sleeping
    A- No problem. He sleeps at night

    10 - How can you lift an elephant with one hand
    A- You will never find an elephant that has one hand

    11 - If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A- Very large hands

    12 - How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A- Any way you want. Concrete is difficult to crack
     
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