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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Hopefully the ****ing UN will do something more useful than teaching in Gaza, like putting a few thousand UN troops in.

    Just wishful thinking. :(
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Better Together's David Cameron defended Israel a couple of days ago.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    He's a Tory, jew ass licking ****. We all know that.

    Better together Labour and Lib Dems have condemned Israels actions :)
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    If the yes vote wins expect england and wales to pummel scotland with airstrikes etc. It might improve some areas but on the whole itll be bad.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Yeah, we have the nuclear bombs Irish. England doesn't go to war with countries with bigger dicks than them.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Nazi Germany's schlong was positively equine compared to ours in 1939. But we grasped that huge, bulging member and ripped its head off.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That was back in the days when you still had an empire with all those Indians, Canadians, Australians, New Zealenders etc. willing to put their lives on the line.

    Now you cant fire a missile without America's permission.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    That's what we want you to think.
     
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  10. JonahJameson

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    Really?

    In old days when England was a separate country in the late 1600s:

    England: Population 5 Million
    France: 20M
    Scotland 1.2M
    Spain 7M
    Ireland 2M

    Mind you, it wasn’t that often we were the aggressor, so maybe we (dynastic bollocks as applicable) didn’t actually take on larger countries or combinations thereof, EG where certain “celtic” nations preferred the repugnant absolute monarchy of pre-revolutionary France.

    Aggressor or not, we still kicked your arses, generally speaking heavily outnumbered (see any number of historic battles).

    :wink:
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    The Palestinians can expect no recourse from the even more Israel friendly Miliband .... for obvious reasons.

    Time to elect in gorgeous George :D
     
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    No the Russian bear, with its monstrous member, did
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I think you'll find that the Reich was ramming their massive schlong down Blightys throat , grabbing our hair and making us choke on his Ayrian bellend until the good old US of A turned up with his long dong and rattled Jerry up the ****epipe.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    The Russian phallus was actually very small and half-impotent. But it had a big pair of hairy balls full of spunk.
     
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    They were getting Ivans sloppy seconds though. Jerry already in full retreat in the east for over a year before before yankee boots landed in Paris soil
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Our ringpiece was never breached. The Nazi cock battered our bare arse our sphincter didn't slacken for one second.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Jackie's so desperate to rim the Ruskies that he's abandoned the metaphor <grr>
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    And now Germany are the biggest and most successful country in this continent. The John Holmes of Europe if you like.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jerry decided we were a rotten ride and decided just to send over some rocket propelled dildos to **** us up.
     
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