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That great stage in life is upon me

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Aug 15, 2011.

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  1. Mick

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    when your oldest kid turns 7, just about old enough to buy him an Xbox360 for his birthday, set it up for him and then kick his ass.

    No finer lesson in life than having your dad dance round the living room basking in your failure <ok>
     
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    Mick, Aug 15, 2011
  2. Erik

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    He'll absolutely rape you.
     
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    Erik, Aug 15, 2011
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    **** me Mick, you had your kids young didn't you?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 15, 2011
  4. Bhoy From Brum

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    Good luck Mick, my son is 5 and has to help me play Mario <laugh>

    I murdered him at FIFA though <ok>
     
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    Bhoy From Brum, Aug 15, 2011
  5. Bhoy From Brum

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    Jip Jaap Stam = Vordermans lovechild
     
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  6. Erik

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    mick's late-teen romps
     
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    Erik, Aug 15, 2011
  7. Mick

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    Irish mate, my granny is only 64 <laugh>
     
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    Mick, Aug 15, 2011
  8. jenthesaint1990

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    mental
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    haha!
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

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    So you will be a grandad in 12 years?
     
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  11. Psychosomatic

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    Yes, I would sometimes love to have kids. The thought of dancing around my son, jeering, ruffling his hair and telling him what an abject loser he is appeals greatly. (Then it just becomes a question of sitting back and waiting for my &#8220;Dad of the Year&#8221; mug on Father&#8217;s Day, I reckon. Parenting: lot of fuss about nothing.)
     
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  12. Erik

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    <applause>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

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    You don't mess about you RCs do you? <laugh>
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Mick

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    Only about 9 years until I can slime him in for a sneaky pint too <ok>

    13 years until my youngest is off to University, then me and the missus are doing a wee tour of the world. Hitting my freedom when I'm hitting the wealthiest period of my life, so long you middle aged parentally obligated ****ers <ok>
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

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    when can we expect mick jr to sign up to not606?
     
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  17. Mick

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    About 3 years after I sneak him in for his first pint.
     
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    Mick, Aug 15, 2011
  18. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    What game are we talkin here mick. Set up your choice of MW2, Halo 3 or Forza Motorsport and prepare to be schooled hard
     
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    See thats why I had a girl, because beating her at pirouette is much easier!
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

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    im sure he'll be on here when he's about 12, dont worry i'll look after him. keep him away from the weirdos <ok>
     
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