No handballs are going to save you chavboys from two thrashings from the mighty U's next season! Enjoy the party in your slums tonight, but you'll be the red hot favourites for 24th place next season! You'll be relegated by March losers. ColU rule ok!!
We may have been relegated last time, but you still couldn't manage to beat us then. The hand of gaz will be back to piss on your little party again
what's that? 2-0 to wycombe when we were in league 2? Just think what we could do as a league 1 team. Ruth's gonna get ya!
Yeah ... this is pretty much what you said last time we came up, and you didn't manage to beat us on two attempts despite us being relegated. And then we met this season and we beat your arse comfortably. So I think maybe you should hush your mouth just a little.
Well that's the only negative to come from us being promoted, we'll need to write nice easy short words for the thicky colu kevs to understand what we mean. Here we come...