Thaaaars bin a murrrrrder

Dunno if any you ****bags seen, but there was a murder in EK last Thursday. A 16 year tried to break up a fight and got stabbed and had his throat slit by a ****ing psycho. His 17 year old boyfriend was stabbed as well but recovered. Happened 2 minutes away from my flat.

They suspect who done it and it turns out he's done a runner and they don't know where he's went yet.

So aye, turns out the kid who was killed is the brother of a girl I went to school with. She'd ****ing recieve one. Posts pictures on facebook of her and her mates poledancing <motorboat>

 

this thread is nothing without pictures.

so was the **** that got stabbed a chocolate poker?

 

ML , best nip `round there while she`s emotional ,grieving and vulnerable .....

 

She's engaged, the ****ing cow Only found out by reading the sun online. To be fair, I haven't talked to her in a while.

 

I never even thought of that

Theres ****s saying that the paths called terror lane etc I've lived in EK all my life and know for a fact it's not a bad area. Because one fight happened there it's a notorious bad spot ****s.

Greenhills is much worse. I was in a mates garden the other summer and ****s jumped over his fence and tried to fight us. They didn't realise how many of us there were and they got a kicking. One of my mates is 6'6" and is built like ****. He threw 2 over the fence in one go. The **** had a hairy chest and beard in 1st year <steroidsduringpregnancy>

 

I'll have you all know, I've never come across a little queer <oooooh>

 

I see in the papers today that it was the poor guy who got murdered's "mate" who has been charged with the muder. Lover's tiff ?

 

He shoulda swallowed.
Some take it as an insult if you spit.

 

Indeed it was staggie.

From what I've heard, they had a falling out over him seeing some other guy. He then slit the other ones throat and then slit his own wrists. It was the murderer that phoned for the ambulance as well

He had police guarding the room at all times. Hospital staff thought it might have been incase he was targeted ala godfather, but turns out it was to stop him from doing a runner.

Had heard a few conflicting stories but that one seems to be the real deal

 

thats the pink mafia for you

 

did you see the **** in the tutu on the news?

he rates 9 barrowmans on the gaydar

 

Dougie,

You should know better. The unit of measure on the gaydar is no longer a barrowman.
It is now a ML11.

 

it rates 1-10 barrowmans with ML11 being the highest after a record reading of 11 barrowmans from an engineer in EK. Until that point 10 Barrowmans was thought to be the maximum physics would allow.

 

Due to recent findings in human biology, the gayness scale has since deviated from the ever popular Barrowman scale, to the lesser known, but much more accurate Dougie Chart

1 Dougie is the equivalent of 20 Barrowmans, or 1.9 ML11's