Texting

Anyone else ever go to text someone and text it to the person you are talking about instead of who you are meant to text?

 

No.

Next.

 

Have you ever cupped a pair of dangling bollocks whilst teasing a throbbing nob with your tongue?

 

Yes.

My own.

 

I've done it. it's ****ing ****e. No way out of it either. My mate shagged his burd's sister and he texted his burd instead of the sister about what their cover story was going to be. He said when it sent he just started shouting NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Nut.

 

It's heartbreaking. You just hit send then see the name sending and even though you know you can't stop it you still try

Was out havin a few drinks last night and this big ****er was full and doing every ****s head in. I went to text my mate there 'Aye big Tommy was down, talking ****e and being a ballbag as usual' sent it to Tommy

He's a ****ing maniac too.

 

Are you still at school kirun?

 

Here's Happy Harry folks.

 

Yer probably going to die

 

Here Toby Toby Toby, here boy, good boy.

 

Kirun gets bullied in the pub

 

This.

 

Kirun you should get your mum to ring Tommy's mum and ask him to be nicer to you in future.

 

Never been bullied in my life homo.

 

Kirun has no balls

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When I was working at stoke council, one of the girls who worked for me approached me in tears

Basically she and another lass had recieved 'team mails' from one of the monitoring officers who thought he was bit slick, she told the other lass this is what i want to send him 'what a dick!!' then pressed send whilst laughing

 

"When I was working..."

 

hello stereo

yeah working, you should try it little man

 

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