Chelsea have announced that they will be disciplining both John Terry (for the Anton Ferdinand incident) and Ashley Cole (for his tweeting). "Full details will not be released as this is an internal matter," said a club spokesperson. However, sources close to the management team at Stamford Bridge have revealed that the club have cancelled both players birthday parties in December and they will also be excluded from this year's "Secret Santa". In addition, John Terry will have to spend twenty minutes of each training session sitting on the naughty step at Cobham for at least a week - maybe longer.
John terry will be forced to watch such culturally diverse television shows as "The Black And White Minstrel Christmas Special, 1970", "Love Thy Neighbour, season 2" and the infamous Goodies episode, "South Africa" as part of his psychological readjustment program. Ashley Cole will be suspended for a week, on the proviso that he spends the time in Marseille learning how to properly draft offensive tweets.
I heard it was the harshest of all sanctions: both Terry and Cole have been told they cannot philander with other players wives for a period of 24 hours. Out of all proportion if you ask me.
