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Temporary Traffic Lights

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eastender, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. Eastender

    Eastender Member

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    Get right oan ma tits:emoticon-0101-sadsm

    Whats the point in they guys wi the signs staying stop and go you can see the ****ing lights.

    I'm tellin ye makes me mad
     
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    Eastender, Jun 7, 2011
  2. EDGE

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    I have been involved in TTL (Temp Traffic light) rage many times of late.

    The A80 is riddled with the ****ers and Woodhill Road in Bishopbriggs ahve had them since ****ing Christmas.

    I just drive through the ****in things now.
     
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    EDGE, Jun 7, 2011
  3. DCooper7

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    Faulty lights ?

    Do it the Spanish way,just dig a hole and **** everycunt else.
     
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    DCooper7, Jun 7, 2011
  4. Lightfoot

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    Is there not a set of 'temporary' traffic lights on the A83 near Fort William, that have been there for over 30 years? Seriously.....
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 7, 2011
  5. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    That's right, but I heard that they were doing away with them.

    Ask Venom, they are in his neck of the woods <whistle>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 7, 2011
  6. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    I take geography wasn't one of your best subjects <whistle>
     
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    staggie, Jun 7, 2011
  7. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <laugh>

    I take it humour isn't one of yours <whistle>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 7, 2011
  8. sa1nts

    sa1nts Active Member

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    A man goes to his local nurse about a severe rash on his balls.

    She examines him & says &#8220;You&#8217;re going to have to stop w4nking&#8221;

    He says &#8220;Why?&#8221;

    She says &#8220;Because I&#8217;m trying to examine you!&#8221;
     
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    sa1nts, Jun 7, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What's that got to do with temporary traffic lights?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 7, 2011
  10. sa1nts

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    Nothing but Edge mentioned humour, apparently.....................that ok?
     
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    sa1nts, Jun 7, 2011

  11. OSP

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    They have them on the roads here in Oz late at night, as most roadwork is done on the nightshift.

    Thing is, it's actually a specific role to be the person who holds the wee stop/go sign. It's mostly female students/backpackers that I've seen doing it, and they make a feckin fortune. One girl I know in Sydney is getting $35 an hour to do it the now, jammy bitch!
     
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