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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Don't they just piss you off?

    Ordered a taxi just to go 1 mile up the road, the **** tried to charge me £8, i said **** off,i'll give you £3 , **** got out with a baseball bat, ran around the car & tried to open the door to batter me, but i pressed the close all doors button, then sidled into the drivers seat & drove off, what a ****ing picture his face was, he never expected that.

    I did leave him a tip though:

    Never mess with the Mighty Huth, anyone else have problems with taxi's?
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Can't do pics because i do not own a camera, mobile etc, etc
     
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  5. Mick

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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No, but I drive a taxi as a second job, and had a bit run-in with a customer earlier. I pulled up at his destination, asked him for the fare (£7/£8 if I remember correctly). The guy said he only had £3, so I told him to **** off. Then he said he's suck me off for the other fiver and I chucked him out. Left him ****ing at the side of the road.
     
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    1 mile?

    Why didn't you walk you fat ****?

    Or is this just another attention plea?
     
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  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Lazy ****er
     
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    What a boring **** you are

    Just **** off and die
     
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  10. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    So let me get this straight. You refused to pay the fare asked, so he got out a baseball bat WHILST STILL IN THE CAR, left the car RAN RIGHT AROUND TO THE PASSENGER SIDE to open up the door and beat you with the aforementioned bat, when he could've just done that from inside of the vehicle?

    Something smells fishy to me, and it ain't Tina's fanny. (for once.)
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Can't see anything wrong here - It's a known fact that taxi drivers will open the car door for you at your destination - if they think they might get a tip - but they wont mind p1ssing off your neighbours at midnight by sounding their horn to let you know they're outside to pick you up.
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    1 mile?

    You fat lazy ****. You deserved a beating <grr>...
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Are you really?
     
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