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Tattoos

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes or no?

    Personally I think they look bloody dreadful, especially the way some of the footballers go overboard with them all over their upper torsos. They just look cheap and remind one of the transfers one used to get as a kid with bubble gum. I also think they look terrible on women, especially those ones at the back like a snake or a bird with a tail that points directly to their dung funnel, Horribly cheap and nasty.

    You can get them removed I believe but how do they do it and does it leave a mark?
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Laser treatment I think though don't have any myself
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it's just me but I find them offensive to the eye..

    Who the **** would want a huge dragon on their back for goodness sake?
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I also find laser treatment offensive to the eye.
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    What about laser eye surgery? Surely that's not offensive as it negates the use of spectacles..
     
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    typical aul' fuddy duddy article from the resident fossil.

    You've lost it, old man.
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    On the subject of tattoos I don't mind them on a bird in the right places. One at the base of the spine I found to be a marvelous target to unload my groin butter onto.
     
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    Each to their own but I wouldn't be the biggest fan and totally agree that certain footballers look absolutely ludicrous. I saw a poster recently which had a dolphin with the legend "when i grow up i'm going to get a tattoo of a fat single mum from a council estate". Tad harsh but not altogether wide of the mark.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Best tattoo ever.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I think it goes without saying that tattos are for ****s and fat munters.

    What do you have Tuna?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tattoos are rank. Full ****in stop.
     
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  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Funny how the aul' fogies are saying this....
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I bet you've got a tramp stamp. <laugh>

    I had all the wimmin in the pub one night convinced that a tramp stamp was a social signal that ye took it up the arse. They believed it and there was a few that were looking quite sheepish.

    Gambol's Social Services :grin:
     
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  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Nup.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I don't mind small discreet tattoos I only have one myself it's on my cock, it's in big letters and says;

    Hello my name is Gas, welcome to Bristol, have a nice day.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So where is yer tattoo?

    Upper left tit? Lower left bum cheek?
     
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  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I've told you about a million times before where it is and what it is.

    I shan't tell you again.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In Sans Serif 0.2 point.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I know :bandit:
     
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  20. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fibber. But it's ok. It's cool you forget the 'wee things' that mean so much to me.
     
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