Tartan Day

Tomorrow in Aberdeen. Is this all over Scotchland or just here?

What a load of ****e. This is the sort of twee crap that should be kept in Edinbuggerer where it belongs. The rest of us have moved on and don't wear kilts and eat shortbread whilst hunting haggi in the hills and glens.

 

You're no Scottish anyway. You're a Mock Jock FFS.

 

Ya lying **** ER I bet you love prancing around in your skirt with your sporren swinging in the air.

It's the only thing about Scots I'm jealous of, I'd never get away with cross dressing in public where I live

 

Aye, there's a lot to be said for strolling around in a kilt getting the fresh air in aboot yer tackle.

 

The Irish invented the kilt











Then they got the joke

 

Fairly blows the cobwebs away.

Well it doesnt see much action these days.

 

The kilt we wear was invented by the English.

 

Aye. When ye need a pish ye just stick the hem in yer teeth and let go. Ye don't even have to put yer pint and/or yer ciggie doon.

 

That's not a kilt

That's a skirt

 

The modern day kilt is a kilt. Invented by the English aristocracy, I believe.

 

And Lancastrians invented haggis.

Then they too got the joke.

 

We invented and discovered all the greatest things.

What decent inventions or discoveries have ever come out of Scotland? (With the exception of medicines, telephones and TV's)

 

Deep fried mars bars?

 

Great lyricists:

"I would walk 500 miles / And I would walk 500 more / Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door / Du-duh-du-du!"

 

Stupid Doric twats.

 

OK apart from TV, telephones, penecillin, deep fried mars bars, great lyrics and re-arranging the Wembley goal posts, what have the Scots ever done for us?

 

Amanda Rendall

 

We made being an alkie as cool as ****.

 

I just imaged searced her.

Quite an interesting lady.

 

Our drug addicts are the best and most loyal in the world also.