Is this supposed to be journalism. Okay, here's the next top story, Sergio Aguero is set to move to Barnet.
You have to be a pretty poor football website when you make The Sun look credible. I wonder how much money they get for every hit their website gets? (Refuses to click link as should everyone else)
He'll sign for Newcastle but we can go one better, Pardew has an adventurous summer ahead when he sniffs the crazy flowers and goes into the Bill & Ted phonebox and brings back Phillip Albert, Olivier Bernard and Rob Lee and Peter Beardsley and has these rejuvenated greats play once again for the Toon Army and take us into the Champions League.