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Taking the **** out of country

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rogueleader, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I was flicking through radio stations here in Oz and came across a " Christian Country Music " station ; Oh **** , what a laugh....

    songs like one about a confused american soldier finding god which went..."Im not a political man , but I watch CNN , though I still cant tell the difference , between Iraq and Iran "

    or the one about a girl who "lost control one night" which is a christian-country euphamism for busting her hymen and then tells the tale of how "jesus put his arm around me "

    etc,etc

    I guess it doesnt really work so well without the music etc...but Im sure theres lots of christian country stations broadcasting on the internet......guaranteed 20 or 30 minutes entertainment...

    just dont get converted now y`all.
     
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  2. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    You callin Jesus a rapist?
     
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  3. hamish & Andy are funny eh RL? <doh>
     
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  4. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    an old boy that use to run around for me in here liked country music. it was ****ing terrible. they sang about anything.

     
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  5. Mr Tediwoofs

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    Christian music in any form is wrong. Even their hymns are ****e.It's the Christian hardcore metal bands that crack me up. I mean seriously....
    Jesus bustin' hymens though, puts a new spin on "Give me your meek ,poor and needy"
     
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  6. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Well?
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Jesus could rape you while walking on water.....very little forensic evidence left that way <ok>
     
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  8. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    How would that work??

    Would the victim have to be able to walk on water also, or is JC holding them up. As for forensic's, surely the omnipitent semen deposited in your arse would be a good start <ok>
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    it all works through the power of miracle......the other way he`d get away with it is to fake his own death , get his gang to throw a victim in a cave with him , roll a big stone in front of it ....and a couple of " resurrections " later..."Easter Rape " headlines all over judea
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    time we had some Christian Gangsta Rap......
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    accept jesus as yo` saviour
    or my niggaz will blow you away
    you motherfuckin` blasphemers
    get on yo` knees an` pray

    He could walk on water
    turn water into wine
    take some loaves and fishes
    an`cook up some methamphetemine

    I had a crack addiction
    I used to pimp some whores
    I heard about the cruxifiction
    and then I found the lord

    He said the earth is gonna be
    inherited by the meek
    so I`ll blow those motherfuckers away
    when they turn the other cheek

    the devil is a bitch
    judas is a snitch
    this christian gangsta rap
    is gonna make me rich



    ..........................................................


    Know what I`m sayin`
     
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