Takeover rumours?

I heard some rumours on Twitter that there might be a takeover or some significant investment in the offing, but it all seems a bit quiet on here. Can anyone give me a clue about what's going on?

 

Seriously guys - help me out here. Are Leeds United being taken over?

Suzannah reckons she's already explained all this stuff to me, but I think she's fibbing. She reckons my dementia's playing up again.

 

yes your a c u n t !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What? You're hating on me because I own Chelsea? That's unfortunate...

 

That's not dementia, it's the poisons she puts in your drinks

 

You own OLDHAM, Ken. OLDHAM.

Don't forget you can say whatever you want in Oldham with impunity, whether it's racist or not. If the people you're talking to look like they're holding bottles with a rag on top and they're throwing them towards you, that's a local peace offering made from herbs and stuff.