TAKE OFF LOVENKRANDS, put Ranger on!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! = My reaction to our 4th goal. Cheik Tiote is so ****ing fit, i want his ballsack in my mouth.

Seriously though, this was the best game i've ever been to at SJP. I know nothing will beat the 5-1 win at home, in regards to the bragging rights, but this was the most epic game i've been to ever. I hope the prats that left after 10 minutes ****ing cry, because those faithless ****s have missed a brilliant game. DON'T EVER SHOW YOUR ****ING FACES BACK AT ST JAMES PARK, YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE FANBASE THAT WAS REWARDED FOR THEIR STRENGTH AND GOT BEHIND THE TOON.

Lovenkrands is ****. Did you notice the difference in our team when Ranger came on? This lad is a ****ing machine. Lovenkrands is a ****ing passenger.

Now that i've got that out of my system, here's my ratings, and i'm going to do it in two halves.

First half

Harper- 2 - Some really ****ty decisions, but couldn't do **** about the goals though.

Simpson - 5 - Ok but was destroyed by Arshavin

Williamson - 1 - You can't get a better description of CCC quality

Coloccini - 5 - Clueless for the first 30 mins, improved after

Enrique - 3 - Some decent runs, but was made to look a fool.

Barton - 5 - Poor

Tiote - 8 - And the only player that played well both halves, and gets my man of the match. Scored a beauty of a winner.

Nolan - 1 - Pants

Gutierrez - 4 - Cack, but made some decent runs.

Lovenkrands - 0

Best - 5 - Average.

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Second half -

Harper - 6 - Ok

Simpson - 9 - fantastic

Williamson - 7 - Big part of our threat in the box.

Coloccini - 8 - Excellent

Enrique - 7 - Much better

Barton - 8 - Much better performance.

Tiote - 10 - ****ing beast and got the MOM definetely

Gutierrez - 7 - Good second half performance

Lovenkrands - 2 - Because he got his arse off.

Best - 7 - Good finish for the goal, very good in second half

Ranger - 8 - Showed what he brings to the team. He is the ****ing soul of our attacking play and he basically got us the two pens. Awesome. Take ****ing Lovenkrands off!!!

Guthrie - N/A

RANGER IS THE ****ING MAN - Take that piece of **** Lovenkrands off!!

 

Ahhhhh!!!! Love the start of this article, one of the best moments in not606 for you RIP.

HOWAY THE TOON!

 

bit harsh on lovenkrands? the man was trying to feed off scraps through out seen as all we were doing was hoofing it to best and hoping for.. well the best?

 

Shouldn't you want to put his balls in your mouth? That seems like something he'd like more...

 

Ranger and Best should be our starters ATM. Ranger just needs a to find that first goal...

 

Lovenkrands did well today. In the first half neither of our wide players were getting anything

Also, Lovenkrands isn't a wide player. He's a forward. He's said that before. He's played on the wing because apart from Enrique he's probably our quickest player over 10-20 yards. He was also playing on the wrong side

I'd like to see Lovenkrands get more games against bottom-half opposition. He's a very clever player and his runs, with Barton's vision, could produce a good deal of goals for himself or others (As depicted against West Ham)

 

Barton 5? Are you serious?

Sorry - didn't see your second half score. That's a bit more like it.

 

Was Nolan not playing in the second half?

 

Nolan seemed to disappear in the 2nd half then?

 

Some of the marks were harsh like, thought Simpson did well, great tackle on Fabregas just after we'd got our first, if it hadn't been for that, it was 5-1 game over.