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take norwich and we go fourth

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Aug 16, 2017.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes yes yes
    holloways army must crush the carrott cruchers,thats true
    carrow road must be turned into
    a crescendo of white and blue
    our tigerish midfield must push for world domination
    as we re arrange our ethos to avoid relegation
    we could lose nedum so lets baptise baptist
    to prepare ourselves for onouras inevitable release
    strength is in our unity but caulker is badley floored
    lets sign a new young center half from the lower leagues who is greatly adored
    24 years of age he may never have scored
    but from stevenage he has yet to be touched by an angel whos name is holloway
    reel him in ollie,teach him how to play
    you guys may not yet shair my enthusiasm,but soon you will
    understand that great managers like warnock and holloway can instill
    an unbeatable ethos and the capabillity of a easy kill
    so here it is lads a cryptic insight
    to the reconstruction of the blue and white
    so put up your poetry and join my fight
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I hear the castle is weakly defended on the eastern flank. Take it Ted and fly your Rangers flag.
     
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  3. stick

    stick Bumper King

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    I'm going tonight, I'm going tonight,
    They call me the Stick man, I'm going tonight!


    Yes its true. Cannot remember the last QPR away game I attended but I booked up tickets before the season fully expecting us to be 0/6. I go with greater hope than expected.
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    west windsor will atack with my northolt stormtroopers and bring up the rear with my feltham insannity brigade
    all drinking scotch whisky and lucozade
    using a cat to play like a bagpipe,youve heard of the black watch
    you want to see this lot all full of scotch
     
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  5. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't bring up the rear in Norwich, never know what you might find...<laugh>
     
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  6. durbar2003

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    Are you going tEd?
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Is he going? He's taking the entire home end out single-handedly and fingering Delia Smith in the centre circle.
     
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  8. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    then after Norwich.......

    First We Take Manhattan
    Leonard Cohen

    They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
    For trying to change the system from within
    I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin


    I'm guided by a signal in the heavens
    I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin
    I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

    I'd really like to live beside you, baby
    I love your body and your spirit and your clothes
    But you see that line there moving through the station?
    I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those

    Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
    You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the discipline
    How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

    I don't like your fashion business mister
    And I don't like these drugs that keep you thin
    I don't like what happened to my sister
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

    I'd really like to live beside you, baby

    And I thank you for those items that you sent me
    The monkey and the plywood violin
    I practiced every night, now I'm ready
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

    I am guided

    Ah remember me, I used to live for music
    Remember me, I brought your groceries in
    Well it's Father's Day and everybody's wounded
    First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin


    Songwriters: Leonard Cohen
    First We Take Manhattan lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

    https://www.google.ca/search?source.....0.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.0.0.7-KGJJ5eOtA
     
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  9. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    No fourth for us then, in fact we may as well go forth and multiply...
     
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  10. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    We did multiply by 3 now we are 12th
     
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  11. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    aaarrrgghh.............xxxxx it
     
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