Take A Deep Breath

Too much arguing on here today. Tina has finally flipped and I'm concerned about her mental state.

Let's all take a deep breath and be civil for a change.

 

Go and put on Wild is the Wind and toss one off to Nigella

 

I don't think my work colleagues would be too impressed.

I put out the STD Olive Branch and this is your reaction. Typical. You are just a WUM, in my eyes the lowest of the low.

I'm sure there are others willing to let bygones be bygones.

 

You not off today?

 

What's happened to you ER? You used to be funny, charming, even kind.

Now you're none of these things. What happened to make you so bitter? Were you gang raped by a bunch of big, hairy men? Did someone run off with your imaginary wife?

Poor, poor ER.

 

Nope. I'm never off even when I'm off.

Someone has to keep the oil pumping.

 

It's not a bank holiday in Scotland, edge.

Thought I'd save the old fuddy duddy typing that.

 

Fixed.

 

Hi darling. I know we got off on the wrong foot today but I do genuinely love you and miss you so much. I had hoped the flowers and chocolate would have placated you.

Love you babes.

 

<dryboak>

 

Quite a few companies in Scotland have taken this Bank Holiday.

Mine is not one of them.

 

Boo ****ing hoo.

 

That's precisely how I feel.

The boss is a ****. He's handsome and charming. But a ****.

 

Who's edge these days?

 

Like you don't know, Ciaran

 

You're self employed, aren't you?

 

Yes.

 

Me. How am I today?