Got bored of not being able to post them on here so joined the iphone forum http://www.iphoneforums.net/forum/new-members-11/hello-uk-23894/
'jobs cancer hell' 'op ****s cot death victim' Those guys in that forum are in for a shock when they read that.
I'm borrowing Tina's catchphrases as well. http://www.iphoneforums.net/forum/new-members-11/photoboy-aka-aaron-23987/