Taarabt scores again

Gary O'Neill, Benny Asso-Ekotto. Sorry I don't know the answer to your question. Just as I don't know the meaning of life or the answer to the ultimate question. Absurdity and chaos. Tbf I can see why H wanted Ravel Morrison. If he improves a bit each game, he might get it on target by the time he takes the field against Barnsley.

 

So where are the 150 million Greenlandish people going to live then...?

 

Superb post!

 

The planet actually stopped heating up 10 years ago and some predictions from a few years ago were about as wild as yours are there. We were told that the south of England would be like the Med by now and don't even get me started on that IPCC "hockey stick" report!
This is probably for a different thread...........sorry!

 

I've got one of those 'quilted gilet' things. I think I look cool, the wife thinks I look like a market trader.

Anyway, why can't we have a manager / owner who looks at our windblown resources - M'Bia, Granero, Tarbs, Remy, Hitchcock, Cesar etc etc etc and tries to harness some of the undoubted talent we actually own (well have a contract with) and actually put us on a path of relative consistency? I know its not the Rangers way and its written somewhere in our folklore that every 6 months we have to shoot ourselves in the foot (and in recent times buy a whole new squad) but just for a very small period of my life I would quite like to see us be.....boring. There I've said it.

 

WBA agree 100%

We always seem to be in a rush to get somewhere, rather than doing it the tried and tested way, of building slowly with young talent, long term Manager, etc, etc ??????

 

A man is sexually assaulted every 23 minutes in my home town

Poor bugger is just about fed up with it

 

Wasn't De Canio fired (again) last month? What about a dual manager arrangement? De Canio could expound his 'all out attack' policies and Arry can focus on the clean sheets?

 

WBA, You have been infected with "DT"-istis !! That is the daftest thing you have ever said ??? Di Canio ????

 

Obviously I meant Gigi not Paolo

 

If he was to chicken out ... just say... in my dreamworld

Then I would give a 2 million quid juicy worm to Colin to get us up in 15 games
I would recall Adel and give him 5 million quid to get us up with a promise that he has the choice where we wants to go afterwards
I would recall Remy and give him the same
I would recall Mbia also
I would recall Cesar and let him fight it out fairly with Green

Having beaten Leeds ... I would give Austin and Simpson 3 grams of coke each before each game and play the last 14 games:

..........Green..........

Simpson Dunne BAE

......Mbia Barton.....
Hoilett Taarabt Krancjar

Austin Remy

And win every game by 3 goals 5 man midfield and 3 at the back

 

Ahh, the gilet. You sound like a man with a range of hats too Wubba. I'm on a single handed mission to bring the flat cap back into style for non-pensioners. Of course I wear it in a post modern, ironic way, but unfortunately I'm the only one who recognises that. I'm told it puts 15 years on me instantly, which still leaves me just shy of 70.

Can you get a hip flask into Loftus Road? I fancy taking some port along (spirits sadly forbidden me nowadays, as the maturing collection of single malt in our cupboard bears mute witness to).

 

In my later years I have started to favour a hat yes that's true. I have been sporting a nice tweed check flat cap which I wear to the rugby and latterly an oversized 'beanie' as sported by teen pop starlets 'No Direction', which my brother got me for my birthday as a joke.

I have been giving the hip flask a run out, recently at the France v England match in Paris filled ironically with Tesco own brand Napoleon brandy.

I would imagine port would be hard decant in the rather small so called seats at LR and having to serve from the left might mean the decanter might take a while to work its way back to you. I have been mixing my own Jagerbombs into the hip flask but it doesn't travel well

 

Actually the UK is one of the few places that would get colder and wed have more wild weather.
The latter is certainly true.

 

I'll bring the Stilton, we can have a picnic at halftime.

I reckon that old boy in the row in front would join in too.

 

You're on, I think you are right about that geezer in front. And it would make a change from Nathan's endless diet of giant hot dogs.

My big coat arrived this afternoon. Even the kids are impressed, I look like Van Hesling with my big hat on. Now I just need it to rain for the rest of my life so I get to wear it everyday. Plus get a wolf, Stan the cockerpoo doesn't quite fit the image. I'm wearing this gear to a match, no one will laugh.

 

Is this thread still about Taarabt?

 

Oh I think it's gone way beyond Taarabt, we're on to more important things than that......a Port & Stilton picnic....sounds wonderful mind would have to go easy on the Stilton......

 

I will!