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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Been scrapping in sunderland after they lost the LDV Vans trophy.

    Everton are investigating an alleged incident involving England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford.

    Video published on social media appears to show the 25-year-old involved in a fracas on a street.

    "The club has been made aware of an alleged incident involving one of our players and we are looking into the matter," the Premier League club said.
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Saw some graphic about LLoris and the number of mistakes that he’s made costing a goal after another blunder but uses who is top

    5481789C-3924-4B7A-B74D-A7AF802D2FC7.jpeg
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

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    I think it's a chromosomal issue ! hes just not right!!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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  5. Captainchaos.

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    He cant even hold a drink
     
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    I've seen the footage and he threw a few short arm jabs.
     
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    Best defence against Pickford
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    I reckon he had flashbacks of Ayoze Perez, hence the little arms flying everywhere but the place they were meant to be
     
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  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    He regressed back to childhood to that moment he caught his dad pummelling his auntie [sister] doggy style over the toilet and was told 'we keep it in the family in Sunlan son.'
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

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    The Mackems reckon he was scrapping with Newcastle fans.
    Why would Newcastle fans go to Sh!teland for a night out?
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    When he found out he's facing disciplinary action from Everton he put his head in his hands and dropped it.
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    When the police interviewed him he said it was just a bit of 'armless fun.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet he is so jealous of the long arm of the law.
     
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    He took real offence to the police woman who interviewed him when she told him she was gonna take some notes shorthand.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. jimileysbaldhead

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    Apparently he didn't understand the legal jargon and said " now I'm stumped "
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Of course the Mackems would say that... .
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    If he's found guilty of assault he could get a short stretch.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think Pickford would be very handy in a fight. In fact that's all he would be..hands.
     
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