Syndrome

If you had to have a syndrome what would you go for?

The obvious is Tourette's because we all love to swear, it seems most if not all of us are Mongs so Downs is already spoken for.

I'd go for Alien Hand Syndrome so it felt like that blue bird from Avatar was tugging me off.

Take your pick

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syndromes

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ectrodactyly

So ER's ex-wife can feel something when I bowling-grip her

 

She's not my ex wife you dribbling spasticated ****tard.

 

Foreign accent syndrome

 

Irritable bowie

 

Like that Yank who reckons she's got a Scots accent? She sounds like Richard Gough.

 

There was one time I thought I was a magic tractor and I turned into a field,not sure what that's called.

 

It's called Dev Syndrome

 

I already have several; OCDs, a fearsome twitch and a tendency to soil myself dramatically whenever I hear the words "excuse me sir". So I probably don't need any more.

 

Yeah we're of an age when that was classed as odd but now they have terms for it,go figure!

 

I would go for Lima Syndrome because I'm such a nice ****

 

Wee man syndrome

 

Somebody already said Dev syndrome