So I'm not feeling very good today, it's never good to lose a Cup Final and after drinking a fair amount I'm a little hungover and very sad today. I'd like to give you all the opportunity to make me feel better, to post your messages of good will and to sympathise with a fellow football fan who's feeling a bit down. I look forward to you messages.
...or a Toon fan. They still have the hope that they can beat the drop. It's the hope that kills. Then again, you Mousers live in the perpetual hope that this year is your year, and every year it's not. Does that help, mate?
Not good to lose on pens ..but don't have a lot of sympathy for missed pens when the taker does a stutter (including our own) ...
Liberpuuul losing a final on penalties... What a shocker. A new World order looms.... Klopp - the Emperors new clothes.....
I have less sympathy for liverpool losing on penalties though. I was trying to recall the last time it happened - they've won 5 Cup Finals through that method!
Coutinho's penalty was hilarious. It was like he stopped to show the keeper exactly where he was going to put it! Lala was funny too. Failing to control the ball when it was rolled to him was a clear sign that he was bricking it!
Seeriously though, when did you last lose on penalties? It was only when I was trying to work it out yesterday I realised how bloody good your record has been. I accept that's no consolation
Haven't you had more penalties than anyone in Premier League history, though? No idea how the record stands up before that, to be honest.
I think we have but a large portion of that was when Suarez, Studge and some other twat were bombing into the box at pace.
