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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    You sexy beast!! :emoticon-0152-heart :emoticon-0152-heart :emoticon-0152-heart :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 30, 2011
  2. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    He'll be here in a minute.. Just putting his lippy on
     
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  3. Sess

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    Three words, no mistakes. Well done.
     
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  4. MackemsRule

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    sexy????
    :):):)
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    How people walk in these high heels I will never know.

    Hello RIP, so pleased it was good for you last night and please please dont worry, it happens to lots of men, but I can wait.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 30, 2011
  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You been putting it about again, Syd? You old tart :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jan 30, 2011
  7. MackemsRule

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    You're willing to wait for a dickless wonder?
     
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    MackemsRule, Jan 30, 2011
  8. Schwerer Gustav

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    RIP Barton's Tash - not to worry mate, I hear you can buy viagra at your local pharmacist without a prescription - you just ask for it by the chemical name "Mycoxaflopyn"
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Please forget I said that, it slipped out(just like last night) and I would at to cause embarrasment.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 30, 2011
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    Mackemman

    "Mycoxaflopyn"

    <laugh>
     
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    SAFC 55, Jan 30, 2011

  11. Schwerer Gustav

    Schwerer Gustav Well-Known Member

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    "I thang you and I'm here all week"
     
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  12. MackemsRule

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    Bartons tash went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

    The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

    Bartons tash answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

    Bartons tash said, "That's all right. I'm an old git- I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    <ok>Cracking joke<ghost> this is for Bartons, as it looks like the last sperm in the sperm bank, or what most of the Skunks are make from
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 30, 2011
  14. MrRAWhite

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    Barton's Tash was looking at buying some prosthetic limbs, but when he realised they cost an arm and a leg he changed his mind...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  16. kirklees mackem

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    Did you mean prosthetic limbs Mr RAW
     
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    kirklees mackem, Jan 30, 2011
  17. MackemsRule

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    Seeing the shape of the Mags, aesthetic was probably right. :)
     
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    MackemsRule, Jan 30, 2011
  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    can we keep shape out of this please
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jan 30, 2011
  19. MrRAWhite

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    I most certainly did Snowdonia...I don't know where that came from, but it has now been corrected..<ok>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 30, 2011

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