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Swivel-Eyed Davie Leggat

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Dev.


    Was this you?

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Patience

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    <laugh> ****ing mental!
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Belter <laugh>
     
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  5. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    Here!

    Tomorrow.

    On this site!

    In 24 hours time!

    Here.

    Tomorrow.

    Here!

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Super hooper

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    I am surprised to see he didn't link the ace con man and poker player Whyte to the new Sevco man Green.
    Surely Whyte brought Green to the table.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Actually, today's real Leggoland is not too dissimilar <laugh>

     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The only difference between the two is that one is intentionally funny and the other unintentional.

    Honestly, his blogs are so ****ing mental they're almost beyond parody.
     
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  9. Patience

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    Aye, i had a wee snoop earlier but i didn't feel like posting it. I've posted the last 2 or 3. DOn't want to get a name for mysel'!

    Errr...<doh>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    brilliant

    I wish I had thought of it.

    I probably will..
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Mocking the great man will be the Timothy's downfall.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    My name is a reference to Symon

    Must Tell lies about Symon




    Who is he?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just noticed he has a couple of older entries:


    [h=3]Enemies of Rangers Beware[/h]


    [h=2]I thought long and hard about starting this blog, but after repeated requests from dozens of good pals in the old inky trade on both sides of Hadrian's Wall, I decided to take the plunge.

    I can't count how many good, honest, decent, hard-working journalists have asked me to step into the breach to counter the anti-Rangers bile spewed by Philmacgoillabhain, Brian Patrick McNally and the prancing poltroon Alex Thomson.

    These enemies of Rangers must be met head-on whenever they spew their Rangers-hating propaganda, and auld Swivel-Eyed Davie Leggit is just the man to do it.

    As my auld Scots Presbyterian Granny used to say to me - "Get yer finger oot yer nose ya wee bastard afore it caves in!"

    Reluctantly, I have agreed to take my place in the vanguard of the movement to tackle Rangers' enemies.

    No more will Rangers allow their enemies to blacken their name, or ruin the share issue which Charles Green needs to make Rangers great again.

    Let me go on record now as saying that while I wouldn't trust Green as far as I could throw him, he clearly has Rangers' best interests at heart and there's no way Sir Walter would have come on board if that wasn't the case.

    I won't stand by and watch the new Gallant Pioneers thwarted as they set out on their romantic journey that will take the grand old club back to where they belong at the top of the discredited and rabidly anti-Rangers SPL.

    Philmacgoillabhain, Brian Patrick McNally and the prancing poltroon Thomson may be the most obvious members of the anti-Rangers brigade, but let's not forget the most dangerous of all - Odious Creep.

    So log on to Swivel-Eyed Davie Leggit over the coming days and weeks, where I will be doing everything in my power to drink myself into oblivion while facing the enemies of Rangers head-on.

    An apocalyptic showdown is looming. Armageddon with bells on, you might say. You heard it here first.

    ....AND
    ........

    MORE TO COME on Rangers' enemy....

    WITHIN!........


    AND FINALLY.....

    REVEALED HERE.

    Tomorrow.

    On this site.

    Don't miss it.

    RANGERS' ENEMY WITHIN!

    Here.

    On this site.

    Tomorrow.

    [/h]
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [h=2]Wednesday, 21 November 2012[/h]


    [h=3]Tax Case? What Tax Case?[/h]


    Today is indeed a black day for Rangers-haters everywhere.

    Rangers-haters like Philmacgoillabhain, Brian Patrick McNally, shamed lawyer Paul McConville and above all, the cowards who cower behind the anonymity of the Rangerstaxcase collective.

    Their diseased and sinister blogs will be in meltdown for weeks as their evil plans unravel before their eyes.

    For make no mistake, Rangers have been fully vindicated by the decision of the FTT.

    As I exclusively revealed to you yesterday, Rangers&#8217; legal team, led by the inestimable Andrew Thornhill QC, tore HMRC&#8217;s case apart.

    If you don&#8217;t believe me, check yesterday&#8217;s blog &#8211; I told you.

    They did it to such an extent that even the rabidly Celtic-supporting, Rangers-hating judges sitting in judgement had no choice but to uphold Rangers&#8217; appeal against the vindictive, hate-filled tax assessment &#8211; judges hand-picked for the task by Cardinal Keith O&#8217;Brien and Celtic&#8217;s master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

    What this all means is that right now, right at this very minute, Rangers should be playing in the Champions League.

    That means that everyone involved in the hate-filled vindictive tax case owes Rangers at least £300m. Plus interest.

    Let&#8217;s take a look at who now owes Rangers at least £300m plus interest for preventing them winning the Champions League this year and winning it for the next three years the club cannot play in UEFA competition.

    And make no mistake, Rangers, under the leadership of the dream team of Alistair McCoist and Sir Walter would have been stick-on certainties to win it for at least the next four years, especially if Naismith, Davis and Jelavic had not had to be sold.

    Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte, shyster and con man, will be the biggest loser.

    He now owes Rangers £100m.

    Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte should have been shown the door by Sir David Murray the minute he turned up in his cheap second hand suit asking the doorman at Murray&#8217;s plush Charlotte Square offices if he could take care of the taxi fare.

    Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte is almost solely responsible for the position Rangers now finds itself in &#8211; demoted from the top-flight and in Division 3 in the clubs 140[SUP]th[/SUP] year.

    But there are others who aided and abetted Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte in his nefarious plans to make money from the attempted murder of Rangers.

    Hate-filled, anti-Rangers, diseased minds who helped Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte to do down Rangers.

    Philmacgoillabhain, hunkering down in his lair in the wilds of Donegal will soon be receiving a bill for £50m.

    He is the hate-filled, anti-Rangers blogger who used his diseased website to kick off the whole thing, by informing on Rangers&#8217; perfectly legal use of perfectly legal EBT&#8217;s to HMRC.

    Then there&#8217;s the cowardly collective sheltering behind the anonymity of the Rangerstaxcase collective.

    I&#8217;m making final legal checks before running with an exclusive on the identity of the hate-filled, rabidly Celtic-supporting nonentity behind rangerstaxcase.

    Suffice to say for now, he owes Rangers £50m and Sir David Murray will be sending a demand for payment.

    Mark Daly, the rabidly Celtic-supporting, hate-filled anti-Rangers reporter from the rabidly anti-Rangers BBC Scotland, will be worried this morning.

    My Charlotte Square insider tells me that Sir David Murray estimates the damage he caused Rangers with his vindictive, diseased, lying documentaries at £50m

    Odious Creep, flitting sleekitly between online only editions of once-great newspapers will be on the hook for £30m.

    His hideous, hate-filled anti-Rangers campaign to demonise Rangers and their army of decent, patriotic, hardworking fans, has caused huge damage to the Rangers brand.

    Brian Patrick McNally, the hate-filled anti-Rangers hater who uses his official Mirror Group twitter account to spread his diseased, one-eyed, anti-Rangers views will be receiving a bill for £10m.

    Shamed lawyer Paul McConville will soon be presented with a bill for £10m, after his diseased online crusade to blacken the name of Rangers with long-winded legalese drivel on his rabidly Celtic-supporting, anti-Rangers blog.

    Once Sir David Murray has collected that £300m from the cabal of hate-filled, rabidly Celtic-supporting, Rangers-hating diseased mutants who tried to kill Rangers, he should donate that money to Charles Green.

    Charles Green can then use that money to rebuild Rangers and take them back to where they belong &#8211; at the top of the hate-filled, rabidly anti-Rangers SPL and in the Champions League Final every year.

    This is the big news I promised you yesterday, and the first two pieces of the puzzle are now in place.

    With the return of Sir Walter and the £300m windfall courtesy of Sir David Murray, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell&#8217;s plans for the ruination of Rangers and Celtic domination of the Scottish game lie in ruins.

    I can exclusively reveal that Sir Walter has arranged a quiet meeting with Stewart Regan, and at that quiet meeting, Sir Walter will be speaking to Lawwell&#8217;s puppet Regan about the hate-filled, vindictive, anti-Rangers transfer embargo.

    In his quiet, dignified way, Sir Walter will make Regan see sense.

    As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me &#8211; &#8220;Ah&#8217;ll tan your backside if Ah see you daein&#8217; that again, ya wee b******!&#8221;

    And she was right.

    For Sir Walter is a very persuasive man, as that old lag of the Scottish sportswriters fraternity Chic Young can tell you.

    I believe that Rangers&#8217; unjust, vindictive transfer embargo will be lifted in time for the opening of the hate-filled, anti-Rangers transfer window.

    By the end of the transfer window, Alistair McCoist will have a team full of World Cup and European Championship winners to pick from. All picked out by Sir Walter.

    Rangers will then be invited by UEFA to participate in next season&#8217;s Champions League, because make no mistake, UEFA bigwigs are deeply concerned about the impact of Rangers not being part of their blue riband event.

    My UEFA insider tells me that UEFA bigwigs were appalled at the tens of thousands of empty seats in Lisbon last night, and have concluded that the Champions League NEEDS a strong Rangers.

    My Hampden insider tells me Lawwell&#8217;s puppet Regan sits trembling at his desk every day, awaiting the missive from UEFA that Rangers must be allowed to compete in the Champions League next season, even in the unlikely event of them failing to win Division 3 this season.

    As my hero Sir Winston Spencer Churchill would have said:

    &#8220;It&#8217;s not the end. It&#8217;s not even the beginning of the end. But it is the end of the beginning.&#8221;

    &#8230;&#8230; AND

    Why would Brian Patrick McNally think he can be let off for his vicious slur on all decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fans just by making a mealy-mouthed apology?

    This hate-filled, Rangers-hating, rabidly pro-Celtic &#8220;journalist,&#8221; accused Rangers fans of singing The Famine Song in a match against Clyde a couple of weeks ago.

    As we all know, there&#8217;s nothing wrong with The Famine Song. It&#8217;s just a bit of banter. But how dare he accuse decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fans of singing The Famine Song?!?!?!?!?

    Nothing&#8217;s forgotten, Brian Patrick McNally. Nothing is ever forgotten.

    &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;FINALLY

    &#8230;.. Are you wondering how many titles the rabidly pro-Celtic, anti-Rangers SPL will attempt to strip from Rangers&#8217; record?

    Wonder no more. As I will exclusively reveal tomorrow, THEY WON&#8217;T TAKE A SINGLE ONE!

    Read it all here.

    Tomorrow.

    On this blog.

    Right here!

    Tomorrow!

    Here!

    Pip! Pip!
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is this just a guessing game now?

    I thought real until halfway through but I reckon it's the parody one <ok>

    I don't suppose anyone noticed his namesake in the news <whistle>

    ...and whilst we're on news, time for a new thread.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I checked out the real one on Wednesday and he says almost exactly the same <laugh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Poor old super thinks they are all genuine. Imagine super, albatross and Harry all in the same room. That would make good tv.
     
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    29th January 2013 Trevor , is when all these cheated titles are scrapped from the record book, bring it on . The truth will finally come out .
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This is the real Leggo: Utter madness

    <laugh>



    [h=2]Wednesday, 21 November 2012[/h][h=3]DAVID MURRAY, LLOYDS BANK AND THE SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH[/h]

    IF it hadn&#8217;t been for Lloyds Bank bullying David Murray into selling Rangers, instead of being in the Third Division Rangers would have been playing in the Champions League this week.

    Of course, had David Murray not caved in to Lloyds Bank and had David Murray held onto Rangers, the outcome would have been the same....Rangers playing in the Champions League this week.

    And had David Murray listened to the advice and urgent pleas of Martin Bain, Rangers chief executive in the spring of 2011 and resisted all of Craig Whyte&#8217;s conman blandishments to be allowed to buy Rangers and instead of selling out to him, had Murray had the trickster frog marched out of Charlotte Square, Rangers would be playing in the Champions League this week.

    And probably also playing in the Champions League this time next year, and the year after that and the year following that too.

    Therefore, with even a back-of-an-envelope calculation and at a conservative estimate, the Tax Tribunal, the Lloyds Bank bullying, David Murray&#8217;s lack of moral fibre and Craig Whyte&#8217;s con trick has cost Rangers around £100M.

    I&#8217;ll repeat that figure....£100M.

    And I believe Rangers can still go after some of that cash, even though the Tax Tribunal was all about the Oldco.

    For Oldco or Newco, it is still Rangers. It remains the Rangers name. The Rangers brand. And that name and brand has been badly damaged through this whole sad, sorry and sordid affair with battalions of Rangers haters preaching their diseased anti-Ibrox agenda and demonising everything associated with the Rangers name.

    If David Murray really wants to do something to make amends for the mess he left behind then he should phone Charles Green and make a pact. Murray should pledge that he will sue the Lloyds Banking Group through every court in the land and that every penny he wins will go to Rangers.

    And so to Sir Winifried Bischcoff. Who? He is the chairman of Lloyds Bank and is the man who told a shareholder at the company&#8217;s Annual General Meeting that Lloyds played no part in David Murray&#8217;s decision to sell Rangers to Craig Whyte for a quid, in order that Whyte would be able to pay off the then existing £18M remaining debt to Lloyds.

    If David Murray has any proof to the contrary then now is the time for him to speak out and release that proof ahead of taking court action, for that would see him gain sweet revenge on Lloyds, as it is a criminal offence for the chairman of a company to lie at its AGM .

    Slowly, carefully and right out there in front of their eyes, all the conspiracy theorists of the Celtic Brigade, whether cowering inside BBC Scotland&#8217;s headquarters, hunkered down in Donegal, hiding behind the anonymity of a diseased and sinister blog, are watching through cracks in their fingers as all their evil work unravels.

    Except it has not yet completely unravelled. For Rangers are where they are, in the Third Division and not where they have every right to be, which is in the Champions League.

    And the people who brought about this strange and sinister set of circumstances must be made to pay, whether they be Lloyds Bank, its chairman, or anyone else, including Duff and Phelps, the administrators who led Rangers into liquidation after they had talked up the Tax Tribunal debt with outrageous recklessness, throwing around some horrendous scaremongering figures which almost topped £100M.

    No doubt that is something else which will be added to the list of things Duff and Phelps will have to explain to the many investigations into their shenanigans which are at present taking place, probes which include the one being led by Lord Hodge in the Court of Session.

    But it all started when the sale of Rangers by David Murray to the conman, shyster, Craig Whyte, was forced on Murray by Lloyds Bank.

    And that is as good a place as any for Murray to start right now and begin the long fight to challenge and make the enemies of Rangers pay for their sins.

    David Muray owes that to Rangers.

    There are of course others who will be called to account and to give evidence under oath, some of them who may think the part they played in all of this has been forgotten. Trust me, nobody has been forgotten, no matter how small a cog they were, not matter how low profile, no matter how humble and no matter how devious.

    Has anyone got a number for Donald Muir?

    ....
    AND....

    DOES Brian Patrick McNally really think our heads zip up the back?

    The Rangers hating Mirror Group Newspapers journalist claimed last night he was happy to apologise for claiming Rangers supporters were singing the Famine Song at Broadwood.

    Happy?

    It is more likely this seemingly bitter little man was spitting blood and spew. And did he really think that slipping out his grovel on a Champions League night and on the day Rangers were cleared of wrongdoing by the Tax Tribunal would see it go unnoticed and not commented on?

    Twice in the last few ten days I have remarked how strange it was that Brian Patrick McNally had gone quiet on matters Rangers on his official Mirror Newspapers Twitter account.

    I was teasing, because I knew why he had been gagged on the subject of Rangers. It was due to the fact that Brian Patrick McNally was in trouble with his Mirror Group Newspapers bosses.

    That wee gem had been leaked to me by an old press box pal inside Canary Wharf. He told me the Mirror bosses were on Brian Patrick McNally's case after a complaint from Rangers.

    And it was those bosses who ordered Brian Patrick McNally to grovel.

    But if Brian Patrick McNally thinks and hopes that is the end of the matter, he is wrong. Very wrong.
     
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  20. harryhood67

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    If wasn't for Scottish referees Rangers would never have played in the champions league , if they want Scottish football to be run fairly lets cut out all form of helping including the officials .
     
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