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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Aug 12, 2019.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    With Hiag blowing Pesky out and falling for Chief, romatic dinners in the canteen etc,

    Thought i'd set up our own thread to try and help each other out, and find our perfect match.


    So who'd you most like to meet for a burger and a pint?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well yeah, you scousers love robbing Ston
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I’m touched.



    What you after?

    (Just seen Comm’s reply - you’ve already got Mane and Van Snake)
     
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    You will be. :bandit:
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <yikes>
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Reckon there’s only a couple on here who I wouldn’t want to have a pint with.
    You all seem like decent guys
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Blown me out again?

    Welsh slag.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    **** you then luvvy.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This thread is getting me in trouble. <laugh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It's a bit of a worry thinking about it but I have now met and had beers with four people off here!

    How the **** did that happen?
     
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  12. brb

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    Think I'd probably get on alright with @Archers Road after i'd finished ranting he was militant bleep bleep bleep over a pint of real ale <whistle>

    Although @Commachio would probably freak me out with his big knife and sword display and I'd be fook this I'm outta here, unless I'd forgot my meds, then they'd be mass killings in Sunderland ;) Not sure about a burger though, probably be ten sausages in a bun.

    @Hoddle Is A God think we could have a few interests with the guitar stuff. If not I could remind him how shhite that band singer is and you've got to be tone deaf not to notice it.

    I'd probably do a TOP SECRET rendezvous meet up with @Stan at Ebbsfleet v Woking, just so we could exchange doxxing notes, and stalking material.

    I'd take @luvgonzo to meet Gio in Italy just so I can demonstrate to Luv he needs to stop reading Wiki.

    I'm due for a new car......according to documentation supplied to me by DMD I know a man that can..... @Tobes

    As for Pete....fook off, no way!
     
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  13. Stan

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    We’ve already met brb.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I’m also your man for roadside chips, an ice cream at the seaside and renting out a bedsit to mate.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    It's ok, you can stay in the Roker hotel.

    They even brew their own gin there.

    We could invite Fosse, then we can just drink, chat ****, while all the birds flocks around him...

    Well it is on the sea front, and they are all gulls.
     
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    i don't drink Gin mate.....although any alcohol that is free is consumable.....well apart form Ouzo...I have some very bad memories of that stuff.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Matth, I'd either get him laid or arrested, either way it would be a laugh.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    ****. Everyone who has ever been to Greece had memories of that stuff.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    [QUOTE="Big Ern, post: 13064061, member: 1002699"]Matth, I'd either get him laid or arrested, either way it would be a laugh.[/QUOTE]

    Ya daft ****
     
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