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  1. brb

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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The place where this happened is an utter, utter **** hole. Massive sprawling council estate on top of a hill, this was Mayhill but right next doors is Townhill, both absolute dumps.

    It was supposed to a vigil for a lad who OD on some drug or other, and they managed to turn it into a ****ing riot! Absolute pond life.

    One of the cars that was set a light was a 90 year old man who'd had the temerity to go outside and try to give these utter ****ing scum a dressing down. So they set his car alight and pushed it down a hill

    Aber lives about 20 miles away BTW.
     
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    Great little vigil that, eh?

    They used petrol bombs instead of candles though!
     
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    They should just Nuke Swansea and be done with it.
     
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    They should definitely nuke the hill.
     
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    Swansea is a nice place of you know where to avoid.
     
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    I’ve found that it’s best to avoid South Wales until you get to The Mumbles.
     
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    Mumbles......blue rinse and penny arcade heaven.

    I'll show you around the estates in the valley's if you want a tour one day.......bring plenty of money for drugs init
     
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    Yeah count me in bro.
     
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    Don't pack shorts or suntan lotion
     
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    Just a pair of shades and a Tetanus injection
     
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    An astra and a yaris..... Perfect thats 1 Doris and 1 less arsehole on the roads.
     
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    Smack your bitch up type ****.....I like it and you will fit in a treat
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    South Wales is God's country mate.
     
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    God obvs wasn't fussy then. Looks like he knocked it together when he got bored doing the rest.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    You must've walked around it with your eyes shut.
     
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    I know it quite well. Got some old friends who live in Newport so I used to go on the razzle up there at a club called TJ's. My Brother lives in Rhoose now, just outside of Cardiff. I used to go picking shrooms near Cwmbran and I've surfed a bit around Porthcawl.

    There's a decent scene there, but overall it's a fairly depressing area. After Bridgend you've got the monstrosity that is Port Talbot and then Swansea which is just grim. Like I said, once you get to the Mumbles it all starts to get quite pleasant :)
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    So you're the guy who goes to Torremolinos and pronounces the whole of Spain ****.
     
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    They do a decent fry up in Torremonlinos, so I'd never say that.
     
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