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Swansea Sitty vs. Stoke Sitty

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by mr_gullible, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    Hi guys!

    Just back from my first tour with the swansea state circus as the human cannonball.

    Well, I was with my mates down the pub last night and we was disscussing the game against stoke on sunday.

    My mate Darren says that Tony Pulis is a decendent of the famus roman general Antonius Septimus Pulis who perfected the art of siege warfare by hurling round objects high into enemy terratree. do you think thats trew?

    Aunty Betty says that stoke are called the potters coz harry potter and beatrix potter are season ticket holders and that hogwarts is between stoke and uttoxeter. how kool is that!

    My mate Andy works for swansea sitty council and he thinks that stoke should be twinned with swansea because they have a lot in common. Stoke is near the black country and swansea is near the black mountain. Both sitties have a river in there name: stoke-on-trent and swansea-on-tawe. Also, both sitties have a nearby team trying to emulate their success - stoke have port vale and swansea have cardiff sitty.

    My mate Ashley says that Peter Crouch used to be a film star before he became a footballer and that he was in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. i dont know whether to beleev that. what do you think?
     
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  2. BYeee

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    Mr G - luverly post m8, Went for a pint yesterday to a pub called the Swan with Two Nicks.

    They have a Swan Upping ceremony each year, it is usually attended by a lot of people with cameras
    Interested??
     
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  3. bongojack

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    The Swan is my local see you there with my box brownie
     
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  4. BYeee

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    You will need your flash as well Bongo and I hope that you are broad minded
     
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  5. bongojack

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    broad mind and a big flash
     
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  6. doctor love

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    quality m8, there may be some truth in the pulia tactic. lol
     
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  7. Dilligaf

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    I reckon you've lost it Aswan, but a top quality thread fair play, very very funny
     
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  8. campionijack

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    I noticed a few typos in your post. For example, who are Cardiff Sitty? Is the "h" key broken on your keyboard?
     
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  9. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    I tink tat you could be rigt tere Campioni :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. campionijack

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    Hats wat I tougt :cool:
     
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  11. bongojack

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    pair of THWATS , seems mine's ok
     
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  12. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Why is this CRAP on the Stoke board..? For ****s sake? GROW UP!
     
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  13. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Get a sense of humour mate, its just banter, don't you have it in your world?
     
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  14. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Banter sure I thrive on it.. <laugh>
    This ins't banter it's like I said CRAP..

    And, believe it or not.. we do have a "Swan with two necks" nice <ale> too it's not five miles from here..

    Good luck too you guys in Wales.. after this Sunday. I hope you stay up and so far, so good.
     
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  15. up-the-jacks

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    should be a good game as 2 very different styles of play from each side one side known for thier slick passing game and the other just a hoof ball side. may the best team on the day win
     
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  16. When Swans are flying

    When Swans are flying Well-Known Member

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    Quality thread Aswan!! You cover might have been blown, but it hasn't affected the quality!! Look forward to the next...... <laugh>

    Pottermouth 328: Lighten up.....
     
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  17. sgtpotterslonelyheartsclubband

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    Just a hoof ball side? I'm guessing you didn't see our game against United last week? Even an Arsenal fan came on our board last week, admitting that we play much better football these days.
     
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  18. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    yes got to agree , you beginning to get a deserved reputation for playing football on the ground but know when to resort to route one when needed. hard game for us Sunday 2-1 one us (give you one goal, only because our defence is weak at the moment and I'm sure you alter your game to suit)
     
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  19. ivoralljack

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    Stoke know how to play football and are well capable of doing it. They also happen to be a strong, tall side and play to those strengths when they need to. Nice to have both options and I'm sure that we would do the same if we were equipped for it.

    This will be a tough game against a now settled Premier League team and respect to them for achieving that status. We will do well to get something from this one but are quite capable of doing it. Would be far happier about things, though, if we didn't have these key injury problems. They might make the difference.
     
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