I was with my mates and Molly down the Grand Theatre the other night (we went to see an opera coz weâre soffisticated, like). We were in the footlights bar before the show chatting about the game against Bolton on saturday. Ashley said that Owen Coil is half-man, half-spring like Zebedee in the majic rounderbout. He says he boings up and down the touchline during a game. He also rings Darren Pratley up every night at 10pm and says âTime for bedâ. I think its nice that some managers care about their players. My mate Darren said that if Swansea Sitty are called the Swans then Bolton must be called the Bolts. The man at the next table overheard us and said that Boltonâs nickname is the Trotters. I asked him if that was because Del Boy and Rodney were on the board of directors. He said I was a stupid idiot and headed off back to the stalls. Charming! Ashley wondered why the Bolton keeper has such a funny name - Juicy Jaaskelainen. His girlfriend Molly is training to be a midwife and she says that on the maternity wards in Finland they sqweez new-born babies really hard and if anything comes out they are automatically named Juicy. Do you think thatâs trew?
