Swansea Sitty vs. Chelsy Venew: Libutty Stadium Kick-off 3am Sattaday 3rd November 2012 Well, we’re all very excited at the prospect of Chelsy coming to town as they are the leeg leaders and also the European Champions League holders. Like us, they have a lot of Spanish players. I guess we are all optermistic after beeting Livapool last night. Did you know.....?? This is the bit where I give you an interesting fact which you might not know Did you know that when Roman Abramovich bought Chelsy our government made him do something for Britain. They made him build some new roads. He built long, straight roads like Fosse Way and Watling Street. They are now called Roman roads. Yes, it’s trew!!! Did you know.....?? No.2 Did you know that Chelsy’s ground is called Stamford Bridge? It’s built on the site of the battle of Stamford Bridge which took place in 1066 when King Harold defeated the Vikings. 3 weeks later he was killed at Hastings when he was shot in the eye with an arrow. Ouch!! The locals say that on a cold winter’s night the ghost of King Harold can be seen wandering around the pitch, screaming as he tries to pull the arrow out of his eye. Spoookey! I was with my mates in the Stag & Dalek in Abergarngochdulais last night and this is wot we thunked about the Chelsy teem. Meat the Teem 1. Petr Cech Darren says that when he is beaten he brings a friend on to the pitch. A Cech Mate. Can’t say I’ve ever noticed. 2. Zlatan/Branislav/Goran....Ivanovic/Ivanisevic/Ibrahimovic We thawt there right back was some combination of these names but couldn’t nail it. 24. Gary Cahill We wasn’t sure on this one either as he sounds English and Chelsy don’t have any English players. 4. David Louise Molly says that when he was born his/her parents didn’t know if he/she was a boy or a girl so they gave the baby one of each name just to cover all the bases like. 3. Ashley Coal Quite a good name for a black player. (Can I say that?). Tarquin says he’s the pits. Molly thought a bit more open cast. 11. Mike Romeo Oscar Married to Juliet Bravo. Has 2 cars - a Golf and a Sierra. Likes to dance and can do the Foxtrot and Tango. Other Chelsy players just tell him to Foxtrot Oscar. 10. Juan Mata Molly says that he is immortal and will live forever because Einstein once said ‘Mata can neither be created nor destroyed’. 17. Eden Hazard Darren says that Chelsy got in trouble with the Health & Safety Executive after failing to conduct a proper risk assessment on the Hazard. Swansea have put yellow flashing lights on their crossbar and will put them on if he gets near the penalty area - Hazard Warning Lights. 12. John Obi Mikel Apparently he is the great great great great great grandson of Obi Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Knight. 7. Ramires We think he’s a Brazilian so he must be good. 9. Fernando Torres Did you know Abba wrote a song about him? He has a bit of a girly face but our defence needs to be sharp to deal with him. My predikshan Swans 1 Chelsy 1 Mr G.
Again a faltless assesmunt of opp opa oppu team were playing saturdai. oops don't mention you know who as he is still sulking please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
Top class Mr G. I thought David Lluis, was related to Side Showbob from the Simpsons!! Half brother or something.
Top drawer again Mr. G . The kick offs a bit early though, perhaps we can finish the game before they turn up !! At least we won`t lose then, hopefully???.
renting a box for this game with a few mates so there will be an empty seats behind the dugout going spare.....they are probably sold now anyway....
Brilliant Mr G, best poster on here. Be careful what you say about Ashley Cole because Chelsea have been dead set against racism............ Since Sunday or so my Chelsea mates say
Have you seen the photo of the Chelsea fan doing the monkey impression from last night? Not a good image while they're trying to appear to be against racism
For the sttatos Swansea v Chelsea 15:00 Swansea played out the longest game in Premier League history against Man City last weekend, and will be frustrated that they could not take all three points as they outplayed City for long stretches The longest game in Premier League history was a test on player fitness, and Swansea covered the most ground they have in a single game this season with 66.92 miles, led by Jonathan de Guzmanâs 7.01 miles, the most by a single Swansea player this season Jonathan de Guzman has impressed for Swansea this season, and leads the team for passes completed in the opposition half with 199 so far this season. A good performance was marred by injury to goalkeeper Michel Vorm. Vorm has been a key figure for Swansea this season and had made 45 saves so far in nine games Angel Rangel picked up a booking against City, and is one of only two players to have now been booked five times this season, along with Wiganâs James McArthur Miguel Michu has been Swanseaâs star player this season, and he can now count speed among the qualities in which he is dominating the EA SPORTS Player Performance Index. Michu was clocked at 23.06 mph against City, the 7th fastest speed registered so far this season Chelseaâs last Premier League game against Man Utd has made headlines, but that aside was a scintillating game of football Goals from Juan Mata and Ramires werenât enough to prevent a 3-2 defeat for the blues As well as his goal, Ramires committed five fouls in the game against Manchester United, the joint highest in the last round of games Mataâs goal was his fourth of the season, coming from 19 shots at goal with 68% on target and at a rate of 21% of shots converted to goals Fernando Torres was controversially sent off in the game, in a moment which will blot an otherwise excellent start to the season for the Spanish striker. Torres has four goals this season from just 14 shots at goal, an impressive conversion rate of 29%
Apparently this is not accurate, there was a guy from Opta on talksport this week who said that the game where Petr Chech got his head injury was a couple of minutes longer
Apparently this is not accurate, there was a guy from Opta on talksport this week who said that the game where Petr Chech got his head injury was a couple of minutes longer
tough game as chelsea are past masters of coming from behind to win but as our confidence is sky high at the moment then we may get some sort of result...2-2 for me with michu double.....
