Swansea Sitty vs. Astan VillerVenew: Libutty Stadium Kick-off 3:00pm (Welsh time) Friday December 26th 2014 Meeting of the Abergarngochdulais Branch of the Swansea Sitty Supporters Club at the Stag and Dalek Pub In Attendance: Mr Gullible (Secretary), Tarquin (Chairman), Molly (Treasurer), Algernon (Committee Member), Annabelle Fortescue-Smythe (Tarquin's girlfriend), Darren Well, we all come up to the Stag and Dalek on Chrissmuss Eve for a few pints and to talk about the Viller game but when we got outside to go home there was 6 foot of snow outside!!! We’ve been stuck here ever since!!! The Stag and Dalek is at the top end of the Swansea Valley and is over 4,000 feet above see level. Just wundering if any of you guys have a snow-plough? If you have, can you come and dig us out - we are at 51.9657 degrees north, 5.2725 degrees west. Cheers! We don’t want to miss the Viller game. Tarquin says to remind you to get to the Libutty urly on Friday for the boxing day game. They’ve bilt a boxing ring in the centre circle and at 2 o’clock there will be a featherweight contest between Nathan Dyer and Leon Britton. After that, ther will be a heavyweight contest between Bony and Gomis and whoever wins will be starting up front for us. Sounds like it should be good. We was wundering where the Astan Viller actually was? Annabelle said the south of France, maybe near Niece. Darren thought that the Viller was probably on the Costa del Sol in Spane. Algernon thawt it was most likely in Iterlee. The barman overhurd what we was talking about and said Astan Viller was in Birmingham!! We said he must be ‘aving a larf like. He said we were all too stupid to be proper Swansea Sitty fans. Tarquin told him to ‘eff off so the barman tried to throw him out but there was so much snow drifted against the door that he couldn’t open it, so he had to let him stay. We discussed who there manager was. We thunked it was Paul Lambert. He’s the Scottish one and nobody has ever understood a word he has ever said. As for the Viller team, we didn’t know that many players. We wasn’t sure if the keeper was Brad Friedel or Brad Guzan. Do you guys know? There striker is a Belljun international called Chris Chan-Ben-Tech-Hay. Annabelle has a double-barrelled surname, but this guy has a quadro-barrelled surname. He must be good. Then there is Gabby Agbonlawhore. Molly says she is actually Gabby Logan playing under her maiden name? Not sure about that. Annabelle said there should be more women players in the Premier League - not just one. Our predikshan Tarquin said we are better than Viller and we should give them a good stuffing. Annabelle said we are better than Viller and we should give them a good stuffing. (She always repeats wot Tarquin says). Molly said we should have the majoritty of posseshan and they will be happy to defend and hit us on the break utilising the speed of Agbonlawhore. Darren said we are better than Viller and we should give them a good stuffing. Swansea 2 Astan Viller 1. Mr. G
Thanks Mr Gullible in taking time out to write yet another thoughtful and insightful match thread .Don't worry about being snow bound I can think of worse places to be locked in over Christmas,
I'd love us to tuck up Lambert again, so I'm going for a 3-1 win to our boys! Up the Mighty Swans..............
Feeling confident of another 3 points today. Bony and Gomis to get on the scoresheet with another clean sheet
Decent line up: Fab Rangel, Fernandez, Ash, Taylor Ki, Shelvey Dyer, Siggy, Montero Bony Subs: Tremmel, Richards, Bartley, Carroll, Emnes, Routs, Gomis.
Hope Monk has not tempted fate by comparing Bony to Benteke, he did that about Carroll and look what happened! Hoping for three points but never take them for granted. We must end the Boxing Day Hoo doo
