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SWANSEA HEADLINE GAME

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Apr 17, 2016.

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The Headline of the Week is

Poll closed Apr 20, 2016.
  1. Revival Or Swan Song? Rafa's Birthday Present Offers Hope That This Isn't Just Toon's End! - No C

    14.3%
  2. Townsend puts the icing on Rafa's Birthday Cake. - Sebb

    28.6%
  3. Thie Queen is not amused, as one of her birds gets tore to shreads by thieving magpies. - F's Lover

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Ugly ducklings offer starving magpies some bread. - Pantsy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Toon put off relegation for one more week - Scouser Biscuit

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. perverted pump stroking magics up perfect performance - Chippy

    14.3%
  7. Your ****e was better than our ****ting ****e. - Bitter Swan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Swans More Like Soggy Vesta's As They Fail To Light Up Match - Whiter than Day

    28.6%
  9. Swans Plucked and Roasted.- J Attack OR Aprils Fool Day Comes Late - BBC in 3-0 Newcastle Win - D M

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ We Won- Benitez's Agent

    14.3%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    This should be a challenge. A relatively unique experience. What Headline can define a NUFC win? For those looking at a new experience, this could be the thing for you.

    What stands out from yesterday's game? Can you sum up the match for everyone in one unique sentence? Will Chippy leave the pump be just for one second? Can No Chance multitask by updating the Prediction League and submitting a worthy entry? Will the Swans fans be over their humiliating defeat and be able to string together a few words summing up their teams inferiority?

    Let's all find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Tuesday 19/04/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Revival Or Swan Song? Rafa's Birthday Present Offers Hope That This Isn't Just Toon's End!
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    Townsend puts the icing on Rafa's Birthday Cake.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thie Queen is not amused, as one of her birds gets tore to shreads by thieving magpies.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Ugly ducklings offer starving magpies some bread.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Toon put off relegation for one more week

    :bandit:
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    perverted pump stroking magics up perfect performance
     
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  9. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Your ****e was better than our ****ting ****e.
     
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    Swans More Like Soggy Vesta's As They Fail To Light Up Match
     
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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Swans Plucked and Roasted.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Jesus Tittyfucking Christ We Won
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    I thought the Sunday Sport had gone out of business.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  15. Captainchaos.

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    I've got this
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Aprils Fool Day Comes Late - BBC Sport in 3-0 Newcastle Win Humdinger
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    Who best summed up the victory over the Swans? Did the Times capture the feeling or was it NOT606? Will the Swan's fail to turn up for the voting or was it just the match they couldn't find? Who will try to claim the crown of the Headline Master?

    Time to pick the shortlist from another tip top list.

    Rules as before

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Wednesday 20/04/2016 at 7.35 pm
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies
     
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  18. Stumpy

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    Swans More Like Soggy Vesta's As They Fail To Light Up Match.

    Good luck tonite lads <ok>
     
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  19. DragonPhilljack

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    Did we set you on your way?..............<laugh>
     
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