Szczesny < Vorm Sagna < Williams Vermaelen < Taylor Mertesacker < Caulker Santos < Rangel Gervinho < Britton Wilshere < Sinclair Arteta < Dyer Arshavin < Routledge Van Persie < Lita Walcott < Graham Aw ****e. We're ****ed.
New plan number 1 Write sznkeznkys name on the back of his shirt, in wood, and in big letters = effectively boarding up the goal Plan number 2 Sit arshavin on mertesakers shoulders, making him 6 foot 8 instead of 6 foot 6! with the ability to throw arshavin off to tackle/block shots, abit like a russian pokemon Plan number 3 Get all players to play without shorts on, i'm sure a trouserless arsenal team, cocks all flapping about would put other teams off! i wouldn't want someone cockslappin me while im tryin tackle em Plan number 4 Do an all blacks style dance before the game to instigate fear and hopefully scare them off Plan number 5 hire expert painters to paint all of our players to look like grass allowing them to move about invisibly Plan number 6 while the refs not looking, pull our netting really tight onto the goal line, stopping the ball going over the line! Plan number 7 get our players to scream HHEEYYAAAAHOOOOOOOAAAAAHHEEYYYAAAAHHHOOOOOAAA none stop all game whilst waving their arms about Plan number 8 stick a cardboard cutout of 1 of their defenders to theo allowing him to never be offside, then play everyone else in defence, and hoof the ball to theo stood alone intheir area. Plan number 9 Repeat plan number 8, but with everyone of our players, thus forcing the other team to either be disqualified for fielding to many players, or force them to sub off all of their players and use the cutouts as their team Plan number 10 get every single fan to plan a drum at the same time, and give our players eardrums
