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Swans vs. Malmoo - Offishal Match Thred

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  1. mr_gullible

    mr_gullible Member

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    Swansea Sitty​

    vs.​

    Malmoo​

    Venew: Libutty Stadium

    Kick-off 7:45am

    Thursday 1st August 2013


    Hi guys,

    I haven’t been around much this summer and the reason for that is that I’ve been stuck underground for the last 2 months. Tarquin, Molly and the gang took me caving at the end of May on the Gower. We were diving through this sump, like, and when I got to other side they had all scarpered. So I spent 9 weeks in the pitch black with no food trying to find a way out. I eventually came back up to the surface in France.

    Anyways, I see the Europa Leeg is just about to start and we are playing Malmoo of Sweeden in the furst game. I’m ever so exited about it.

    I caught up with Tarquin and the others again in the Stag and Dalek in Abergarngochdulais the other night so I asked them why they left me behind in the cave. They thought I must have drowned in the sump coz I took too long to get threw but I didn’t.

    Tarquin says that they have a lot of cows in Malmoo and that they produce 90% of the world’s milk there. Do you think that is trew?

    He also says that you can only get in the Malmoo ground if you drive a Volvo or a Saab, so if any of you are going to the away leg then you must take a photo of yourself next to your car.

    Did you know.....??

    This is the bit where I give you an interesting fact which you might not know :)

    They don’t need floodlights in Sweeden because it is light 24 hours a day, all year round. Yes, it’s trew!

    Did you know.....?? No.2

    There isn’t a number 2

    Meat the Teem
    Well we didn’t know any Malmoo players, so we thunked up how many famuss Sweedish people we knew.

    1. Bjorn Borg

    2. Mats Wilander

    3. Ulrika Jonsson

    4. Magnus Magnusson

    5. Abba

    6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    7. Kurt Wallander

    8. Jussi the dog. See 7. above

    9. Ingrid Bergman

    10. Alfred Nobel

    11. Roxette

    Our predikshan

    Swans 3 Malmoo 0

    Mr G.
     
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  2. swimaway

    swimaway Well-Known Member

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    Cheers Mr G. I think you have the line up spot on.

    Glad you escaped
     
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  3. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Mr G. If I was you, I'd give Tarquin a slap, for leaving you.

    That Ingrid Bergman can't half caress the ball. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    Glad to have you back Mr G!
     
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  5. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    Where've you been , you've been missed ;),
     
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  6. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Fine match thread ..... I feel well informed now :D


    If you every have the time feel free to do a Posh match day thread for us .... An in-depth analysis like this is just what we are looking for ;)
     
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  7. swans-m

    swans-m Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait for this match!! Also I have no idea who to compare malmo to. Are they like higher end championship quality or lower league prem? I know very little about them. I've no idea what to expect.
     
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  8. NewJerseySwan

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    Thanks Mr G, good to see you back. However, Magnus is Icelandic I think but you could put Bjorn Borg off in goal by making a racket behind him.
     
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  9. Dilligaf

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    Good to see Mr G back, great match threads as always :D
     
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  10. Bob the slob

    Bob the slob Well-Known Member

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    Meat the Teem
    Well we didn’t know any Malmoo players, so we thunked up how many famuss Sweedish people we knew.

    1. Bjorn Borg Borg as No1 is unfair - the hive would block the goal and assimilate the whole stadium!

    2. Mats Wilander Makes a bit of a racquet but not up to much .. did well at Wimbledon

    3. Ulrika Jonsson Loads of form and quite a few connections especially from Stan

    4. Magnus Magnusson He'll pose a few questions (Particularly as he's Icelandic)

    5. Abba They'll meet their Waterloo tonight

    6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic Keep him inside his own penalty box and we might be safe.

    7. Kurt Wallander Depends which one - hopefully it's Rolf (Lassgard) as he might not be allowed out - can you tell what I mean yet?

    8. Jussi the dog. See 7. above Jussi bites yer legs! Did well for Leeds

    9. Ingrid Bergman Let's hope the Bell tolls for her

    10. Alfred Nobel Dynamite on the wing

    11. Roxette Hasn't she though ;-)
    Our predikshan

    Will they be wearing shirts or Cardigans as football is their 'Favourite Game.'

    Is the Director of football still Ingmar Bergman

    Swans 3 Malmoo 0

    Mr G.[/QUOTE]


    Will there be a minutes silence for the passing of Princess Lillian, earlier this year?
     
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  11. mr_gullible

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    Well, I serpose I could try. Wot teem do you support?
     
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  13. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    She supports Fulham Mr G, they are very posh :rolleyes:
     
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  15. Be there now after

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    Swans will run rampant tonight. 3-0<party>
     
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  16. MabonJack

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    Excellent thread G , do you plan on visiting the dalai lama this year, its nice to know that you got out of there in one piece G

    <ok>
     
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  17. swans-m

    swans-m Well-Known Member

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    Here we go boys, season starts tonight!!!
     
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  18. nicewelshlumberjack

    nicewelshlumberjack Well-Known Member

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    Hey Bony calling us exiles makes it sound like we were sent over here!!
     
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  19. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were, sent over there for nicking Rossi's rissoles!!!
     
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  20. PGFWhite

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    Swans to win 2-0. Up the Jacks!
     
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