Hay guys, long time no speeks! Was with my mates in the pub last night and my mate Darren says that Scott Sinclare has dumped Helen Flanagan for Sian Massey. Anyone else hurd about this? He says that Rosie is so miffed that she's going to train to be a linesperson as well so she can flag him offside all the time and dissallow his goals. Or is he having me on?
I know which one id like to snuggle into ......sian massey step forward you've pulled the whole of swansea!!
How many goals is that now that Sian Massey has disallowed against us? I remember Kuyt up at Anfield and I'm sure there was one down the Liberty too last season. She's Definitley our lucky mascot and she's got a Welsh name too. Sian over Helen for me anytime
It`s usually booze that makes a plain bird look fitter through beer goggles, but her giving us the flag up has had the same effect !!
"You lot can bugger off, I saw Sian first " Well you definatly saw her before Micah Richards did ! #@longestgoalcelebrationever
'bloody' on form today, Bongo or should I say..... on bodyform today, Bongo! Mr Gullible, he's definately winding you up as Sinclair doesn't need any extra help in not scoring at the moment!