I cannae be bothered googling pics but, after the 45 yr old fight queen being in the Glasgow news for the last couple of weeks, I've decided that, even though she's rough round the edges and the same age (allegedly) as Tina, I definitely wid. Her n her husband have supposedly been battering each other for years. I'd like to take my chances Google yer ain pics.
I reckon she'd be the ride of a lifetime. Big mid-forties diddies swinging aboot - she'll be used to it rough, then you can have a good fight wae her afterwards
4 weans and a fanny like a wizards sleeve, huge drooping titties and a face like welders bench. "Ride of a lifetime"?? That's enough to turn you buckled.
I could cheat and pick an auld picture but, naw, here's a recent(ish). please log in to view this image Honestly, my money's on her being able to gobble to the pubic bone - Any size of shaft.
Don't be silly. Gas'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe. He'd be covered in blood, sweat, tears and vaginal secretions in next to no time.
Ah wid. And in the absence of our dear friend Gas (probably auditing the life out of some poor, undeserving **** as we speak), I would like to say "ah wid" on his behalf
She's got a dirty sounding voice and laugh, she probably would be a decent ride but just a shame she's an ugly bastard.
