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Susan Boyle..... what price?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Right this isn't a piss take... if someone told you they'd give you £1million if you shagged Subo for 30 mins would you?... if not what would the price be... if at all?

    I'd take the mill, have my cock disinfected and then hire a hypnotist to wipe my memory....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 29, 2011
  2. Peter the spastic paedo

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    I'd shag her for 10 grand
     
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  3. gotcoffee

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    This. I'd shag you Albert for 20
     
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  4. Erik

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    ANY payment would simply be a bonus on top of engaging her in coitus.
     
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    Erik, Jun 29, 2011
  5. John Smith

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    I wouldn't last 30 minutes with that fox...
     
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  6. Erik

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    I find her quite appealing actually.
     
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    Erik, Jun 30, 2011
  7. OLOF

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    Do you have to shoot your load ?
     
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  8. Erik

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    Why would you not want to shoot your load? That's the whole point of starting. And if it's not a 'creampie', it has to go on her face. <ok>
     
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  9. OLOF

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    cos i wouldn't be able to fill her full'o'cum, not in 30 minutes, the fat ugly ****er.

    They say nothing lasts forever......

    try ****ing over Subo
     
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    OLOF, Jun 30, 2011
  10. Erik

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    I have done, and I'm not joking. It's almost forbidden, which makes ****ing over her so sordid as to be a turn on.
     
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    'Kin'ell fella, get a grip,

    and i don't mean of your tackle<ok>
     
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  12. Erik

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    I've got a lady friend these days, so I tend not to go for it quite like I did. I bet you think about overrated, orange, waxwork whores like Tulisa from N-Dubz when you masturbate. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    I hear she's a bit of a squirter? Adds a whole new meaning to can I come on your boat captain <yikes>
     
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    Not really, but i'd knock a mix out over the said Tulisa if nothing else was available<ok>
     
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    OLOF, Jun 30, 2011
  15. Lightfoot

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    That's a given <ok> I'd even take the fat bitch to Brown Town. But I wouldn't..no I couldn't .....go down on it :(
     
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    I'd shag her ****ing mum for £1 million!
     
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    barnsley_boy, Jun 30, 2011
  17. Toby

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  18. lone ranger

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    5-10 grand. nae kissin
     
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  19. HackerJack

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    Fecking hell if she could keep me going for 30 minutes I'd do it for free!
     
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  20. Erik

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    <applause>

    Well said that man. Just think what her drip trays look like...
     
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