Hazard: He's young and quick and more importantly would give great headlines Cahill: Because he's english which Koscielny quite clearly isnt Kaka: We need a brazilian to replace Denilson Schweinsteiger: Well hes German so that means hes good in a battle (not so good at wars but thats another days work) Jagielka: Ermm he's English Zarate: Like Bendtner without the god complex M'vila: He's big, he's French...
Hazard: He's young and quick and more importantly would give great headlines Cahill: Meh!!! They want 18 Mil and Arsene wants to pay 6 Mill. Kaka: Arsene thinks 17Mill is too much for Kaka..........Kaka? Id give my left testicle to have this guy at the groove. Schweinsteiger: Meh!!! Arsene will bid 2 Mill on transfer deadline and the Germans will roll up their car windows. Jagielka: Meh!!! They want 18 Mil and Arsene wants to pay 6 Mill. He is also too old (according to arsene) Zarate: Oop!! Not available on a free transfer. M'vila: Oop!!! Not available on a free transfer.