Super Injunctions

Ever wanted to know what secrets the rich and famous don't want you to know?....


Sir Trevor Macdonald was Trinidad's most famous porn star of the 1970's

Actress Brenda Blethyn is a white supremacist

Max Clifford regularly flies to Seattle under the psyudonym Norman Quimm, to have sex with tramps

Steve Bruce in a hermaphrodite

Dr Who actor Matt Smith stange - shaped face is the result of buying 'get handsome quick' injections from the small ads in Viz

Sound of Music star Dame Julie Andrews once starred in a home made movie called 'Anal creampie IV'

Andy Carroll has a pitiful stump of a cock, and has to wear a custom made prosthetic penis to satisfy ladies

Jug-eared hypocrite Andrew Marr beleives in aliens, and claims to communicate with them by standing naked on his roof and using 'antennae' in his huge lugs.

Nick Clegg and all Lib-Dem cabinet members have to undergo a ritual humiliation at the beginning of each cabinet meeting, by taking it in turns to suck David Camerons cock, while Tory cabinet members masturbate furiously. (Vince Cable is exempted after three attempted bitings)

Susan Boyle has a £600 a week coke and phet habit

Rotund 'Smiffy' actor James Corden eats eighteen BK Whoppers a day to 'stay in shape'

Richard Hammond was once stuffed inside a polythene bag an inserted in Richard Gere's arse.

Cheryl Cole has based herself in America because she's having a lesbian affair with Hillary Clinton, and regularly has threesomes involving Bill. She also become an expert on Cuban cigars

Ozzy Ozbourne likes to have a quiet night in every now and again

...anyone know any good lawyers?