Dearest Mackems, I finally have proof which doesn't exist in the medium of your relative's testimony, that you are screwed! Behold, a computer program, whose identity has been protected as we know what you dirty bastards get up to on computers, has predicted (/preordained/shared it's divine wisdom/calculated undoubtedly through endless computations, permutations and masturbations, however one wishes to dress it up), that the streaky tampons will be sat watching balls fly out of Championship grounds next season. So you might as well just give up. Obviously, turn up for the Derby game, as we might not have one for a few Centuries, and buy a scarf (it gets chilly in Cardiff this time of year apparently), but otherwise rest easy in the knowledge that your fate has already been committed to binary, your misery copiously downloaded by Meme-wielding maniacs, and your pink seats downsized to cater for the deluded few who think a muscle-bound Austrian dual wielding semi-automatics will save your season from Skynet abyss. Certainly, I feel reassured now that I know our pathetic play will be rewarded with 40.9 points, but I will commence grieving your loss like I would if I was grieving an okayish brother, or a third-cousin I had barely met. Oh wait, never mind, Chelsea 7th?! **** that. Merry Christmas, Your favourite Toon poster please log in to view this image
Maturity is for Christmas, not for life And specifically after the part of Christmas in which elderly relatives struggle against the exhaustive application of selotape
I don't understand why it says we have still only played 16 games... 32.6 after 16 games? You're ****ing on for Champions League. If Milan were any good, we might actually see a Mackem there. Frightening.
But you have to think, would the computer lie to me? I completely trust my best mate, and he doesn't bring me half the disturbing nudity or fast food my computer does. Of course, if the computer is proven wrong on this, the first thing I will do is go down to my bank and demand the untold millions my internet banking refuses to reveal.
So does that mean that I can shoot you and claim a depressive attitude caused by selotape..? Or should I just hack your head off and say you told me to do it as you were struggling with selotape..? Tell you what mate we can sue 3m either way and make a mint here like.. Do you prefer your selotape crunchy or soft and do you prefer a 3 or 4" blade..
Woodwork ****er. He's only puts his dick away and crawls out to check in on here when his team win a couple.
Of course I do Hardly going to take the piss when your shambolic mess is above my shambolic mess! Although If we beat Villa I think I might as well be made mod on this board
Gotcha... That's how most fans work though. Especially bin dippers, before your neighbours beat them, they were saying it was their year again.
Can you not all get along its Christmas? A time for collectively acquiring debt and pretending to like your distant family and work colleagues.
