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Sunderland team bus involved in collision.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>!
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You are diving to new depths with that one mate..
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The only thing that can keep them up is Pardew's tactics <grr>
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Sean Connery was the driver and was arrested at the scene, when asked if he had anything to say he replied " I've got to come clean, after the two dismissals I rang Tom Clancy on my mobile to see if he thought there was any mileage in making a prequel called " Hunt for the Red November " and got distracted.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sunderland's new sub makes the wrong type of impact.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    <party>

    I bet wish they had this bloke in charge of their team now <whistle> :

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  8. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Love it <laugh>
     
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  9. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Long, hard and full of seamen? I don't get it.

    (I do btw.)
     
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  10. Rick O'Shea

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    No man. The prequel was called 'The Hunt for Shergar' with the tagline 'In Search of a Derby Winner'. It went straight to NUFC TV due to their love of horses and lack of derby wins.
     
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    still top dogs
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    How do you sink a submarine full of Sunderland fans?

    Knock on the door
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Why are submarines better than women?

    You can dive a submarine at any time of the month
     
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    Did you hear the one about the mackem who hijacked a submarine and demanded a million pounds and a parachute ?
     
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  15. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    And yet...
     
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    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    Keep at it and I'm sure you'll think of any ending to that sentence eventually :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    ...it moves.

    I'll take the highbrow route. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Nov 3, 2013
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Indy fella, your sig is far too big. Could you make is smaller please? <devil>
     
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    And yet it moves ?

    Hm. Not sure I really follow. Perhaps if I apply brow raising cream deeper levels of meaning will be revealed.
     
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    <laugh>


    Yes and his avatars mince…<somersault>
     
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