http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...and-fans-to-have-memories-wiped-2014102291956 SUNDERLAND players have paid to have fansâ memories of their defeat by Southampton surgically deleted. Around 2,500 Sunderland supporters made the treacherous week-long voyage to Southampton to see their side obliterated 8-0. Sunderland community officer Tom Booker said: âThe players thought the least they could do was offer those fans pioneering brain surgery. âThe travelling supporters accepted gratefully. Very few seemed worried about the potential damage to their long-term neural functioning, although some were concerned they might forget that song about Lee Cattermole. âWe considered replacing the memory of the 8-0 loss with a victory of some kind, but doctors told us that the procedure can only do so much.â Sunderland fan Nathan Muir said: âPeople keep talking about the Southampton game, but we havenât even played Southampton. âAlthough I do keep having these weird nightmares about a hapless Vito Mannone repeatedly picking the ball out of a net while southerners hoot in derision at me. âI also seem to have forgotten my name and where I live. But I do know this great song about Lee Cattermole.â
Kind of ironic that this was posted by a scouser, the one's who wipe their memories of certain events. Maybe they are trying to wipe the thought of CR7 returning once again last night, and showing them up.
