I've just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop. I only asked for a bomber jacket. Touchy bas**rds. I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen. All I said was, "Will you bas**rds hurry up, some of us have a home to go to". I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said "F*** me". What happened next will haunt me forever..
