The prophets say three wise men are off to Bethlehem at end of week. A new manager will be born. They will call him Jokanovic.
I'm not too sure why a skeleton retains one eye, is still bashful enough that he feels the need to cover up the missing one, and why he has a pink swimming cap on, but I digress. But the pirate fits. Headline; The Mirror - Christmas 2087. Mike Rigg finally announces that he has offered the Fulham manager position to Nigel Pearson. Mr Pearson's grandson (72) responded that "Nigel was no longer involved in football, but was pleased Mike Rigg had finally come to a decision". FFC were disbanded in 2025, their stadium now the site of a specialist gravy producer, called "Laughing Stock". Yes I'm fed-up with this too!
