SUMMER FKIN SOLSTICE

Was dropping young Declan off at bible camp this morning as he's going to Madrid for special readings and it was getting light at 2am.

Hope he enjoys it, the Priests at his school say he's doing really well and with some intense sessions, they reckon he'll be able to cram it all in.

TBH, he looked petrified but Julie reckons he'll get into heaven come judgement day.

Riva Espana as they say.

 

Won't someone think of the children for pity's sake?

Not the dirty Papes obviously, heaven forbid.

 

Imagine you were a paki?

Thoughts?

 

Going to be dancing naked on Cramond Island tonight with the rest of my fellow Druids. You're all welcome to join us. Not you, Tina.

 

Stuck a score on England to beat Panama 6-1 folks

 

I'm a Drewid.

God I'm funny as **** so I am. I missed my calling in life, should have been on the stage...........patiently awaits DI Dev's witty retort........

 

Dev's deed.

 

Yeah, sweeping it pmsl

 

That's funny, cos you name is Drew, and it can be made into a funny portmanteau pun like Drewid

Fud.

 

Ooh you are awful........but I like you!!

 

A new supermarket has just opened near to the office and it sells cans of Irn Bru. They are 95 cents, how much is a can in UK? Asking for myself.

 

Dick Emery?

 

You only have my word for it that my name is Drew.

I'm a compulsive liar. Do you believe me?

A veritable countdown conundrum indeed.

 

Correct, buddy.

 

Before my time, but my mum often says that.

 

A can of what?

Come on amigo, be more specific for ****s sake pal.

 

Not sure,hope this helps.

 

Poof.

 

A can of Irn Bru like I stated in my original post, buddy

 

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/asda-compare-prices/Soft_Drinks/Barr_Irn_Bru_24x330ml.html