There was an article on 606 before the derby about old legendary chants.One I think from cestriamackem to the tune of Yankee doodle was brilliant but i can't find it.Not the right words but here goes my attempt ,updated for Sulley
Stevie Bruce he went to Town
In his Red and White Ferarri
Had a chat with Ellis Shortt
And then bought Muntiari
Second Verse for the 24 hour High Defination Delusioned
Alan Pardew went to Town
To Try and buy Iniesta
Had a chat with Ash the cash
Then bought a Ford fiesta
Stevie Bruce he went to Town
In his Red and White Ferarri
Had a chat with Ellis Shortt
And then bought Muntiari
Second Verse for the 24 hour High Defination Delusioned
Alan Pardew went to Town
To Try and buy Iniesta
Had a chat with Ash the cash
Then bought a Ford fiesta