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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    As some of you may know, I suffer from severe depression and I am currently on a real downer. I'm thinking about suicide.

    The Mighty Huth Rocks has inspired me to go through with it.

    Only problem is that I don't like pain or dying.

    So, any suggestions on the best way to commit suicide?

    Thanks in advance.

    SSK
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just keep reading Huth's rants, they will soon bore you to death.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it.

    There's no future in it, believe me.
     
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  6. Lord Beer

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    Throw yourself in front of a train. The impact will instantly knock you out.
     
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  7. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Fly a plane into Kerry Katona's ****
     
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  8. Lord Beer

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    Pointless, he wouldn't touch the sides and would fly straight out of her arse.
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    But would you smash it?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fist it maybe.
     
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  11. Lord Beer

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    ****ing right i would..... thin Kerry, not the fat Iceland skank.
     
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  12. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

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    This isn't funny.

    How the hell do any of you not know that this is mean't?

    I read before a girl wrote the same kind of thing and then did actually kill herself.

    I'm gonna report this.
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I'm just looking for advice.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've heard that it's painless. It also brings on many changes.
     
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  15. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

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    I know, and so was she and some ar$e holes took the pi$$.
     
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  16. Lord Beer

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    You should probably give Sleepy a call, suicide pact seems about the only hope for you.
     
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  17. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    She must have been suicidal before the aholes took the piss. It would take more than a few piss takes to make you commit suicide.
     
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  18. Lord Beer

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    I dunno, looked what happened when 'Barrie' was outed. He went ****ing mental.
     
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  19. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

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    She was suicidal and she told the people she was chatting online with what she was thinking of doing and they egged her on.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    This thread's making me ****ing depressed!
     
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