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Suicide. Which way out?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jan 6, 2012.

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How would you want to go?

Poll closed Jan 7, 2012.

  1. Overdose

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  2. Exhaust fumes in motor

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Maddie McCann type buried at sea fetish

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%

  4. Jumo off Motorway overpass

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  5. Classic under a train leap

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  6. Hanging after being uncovered as a brownhatter

    8 vote(s)
    34.8%

  7. Off a cliff into the sea

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%

  8. Bullet through the brain

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    As per the title.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 6, 2012
  2. Go Go Yellowscreen

    Go Go Yellowscreen Member

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    ?
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Jan 6, 2012
  3. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    Any way you can pal, as quick as possible please<laugh>
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    wait a sec...
     
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    Trypsin-1, Jan 6, 2012
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Cocaine induced heart attack whilst shagging an amazing looking hooker ...
     
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    Null, Jan 6, 2012
  6. Go Go Yellowscreen

    Go Go Yellowscreen Member

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    Should this not be on a certain other board?
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Jan 6, 2012

  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    In the Govan Front Stand with two shoe bombs at the annual Chelsea friendly <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 6, 2012
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm raging <grr>
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 6, 2012
  9. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    toby do one of the above with sam axe please
     
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    nufc4life, Jan 6, 2012
  10. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

    Ba's Strawberry Syrup Active Member

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    Bloody Sunday was funny. <ok>

    (I went for the Mcann option)
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 6, 2012
  12. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Alf Hooker, Jan 6, 2012
  13. Jason Hudson

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    Crushed by a naked women avalanche!
     
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    Jason Hudson, Jan 6, 2012
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Beelin' here <grr>
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 6, 2012
  15. Pull the Arfa one

    Pull the Arfa one Member

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    Snoo snoo
     
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    Pull the Arfa one, Jan 6, 2012
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I go for the "go to Celtic Park regularly option". They reckon a little piece of you dies every time you are subjected to watching that bunch of ****hawks. Failing that I'd go for the blaze of glory like the norweigan youth camp kid. Only at the stadium of light.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 6, 2012
  17. aginairrr

    aginairrr Active Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    aginairrr, Jan 6, 2012
  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's looking like you're going to have to hang yourself after being exposed as a rampant homosexual. <ok>

    <happydaze>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jan 6, 2012
  19. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    I'd glue my hands to the side of my head, and then hand myself with some cheese wire!

    That way when my body is discovered it'll look like i pulled my own head off!


    Just imagine the tombstone!
     
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    MrWright!, Jan 6, 2012
  20. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    no
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jan 6, 2012
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