Sucking your own boner?

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That wid be like getting dug and doing the barking yerself.
 
Would a wood pecker peck wood?

i mean "wid" :D
 
1 - Join Craigslist

or

2 - get a dog with no teeth

Just sayin :)
 
My new bit of stuff gives an utterly, utterly pish BJ.

She's all about the tip of her tongue, running it all over the japs eye as if there's any ****ing nerves there, can't feel a thing