Suarez doing his best Rooney impression..

Scoring and creating goals. Still not as good as the white Pele though

 

Bloody hell Jordan, you go missing for months then turn up with this crap.

 

Theres a devil coming out of his hand

 

What? Has Suarez started banging old ladies?

 

Luv, he's a Manc, they come out with this sort of crap all the time

 

I know, Jordan was on here ages ago and then went missing.

 

Must of had a photo shoot...

 

Hey gonz, how's it hanging?

I think she fancies you gonz

 

Thought for a minute he might have been caught smoking behind the bike sheds while getting sucked off by Esther Rantzen. Thank god it's just a mank admitting how fabulous R Luis is

 

He wasn't in my cellar honest

 

Pity, someone needs to put him back in a cellar.

 

Where you been y'muppet?

We have something called a banter thread now, try using that.

 

Billy told me not to say

 

I very much doubt he's a manc
Probably never been,just another glory hunting twat

 

Time to get back in your box gimpboy

 

Ah ****, look who it is.

 

A good comedy impression is to imitate and exaggerate, if Suarez is doing an impression of Rooney, he certainly is exaggerating the footballing side of his rooney act Queue the flying elbows scene

He just needs to bang a gaggle of grannies for the masterpiece to be complete

 

To misquote Cold Comfort Farm

"I saw something nasty in the coal shed"

"Nah! It was just gimpboy aka jordan"

 

Is that a direct misquote Dave???

 

It rubs the lotion in it's skin, or it gets the hose again!